Ricky Did a Bad, Bad Thing

Well, they said it's illegal, immoral and sick But I couldn't resist attempting the trick So I found me a monkey, a snake and a duck And I hoped it would work, with a wee bit of luck. I decided the music of Franz Ferdinand Was exactly the way I could take them in hand His one song I liked best had the name, "Take Me Out" And I played it so loud that I oft had to shout. I had doubts this would fly but I gave it my best They were trained dawn to dusk before taking a rest By and by they showed signs of acquiring a skill I was able to share by sheer force of my will. After seven long years of refining our act I was ready to prove that my mind hadn't cracked And we sold out the halls where we put on the show The details of which none of you'll ever know.