Revenge Upon Revenge Upon Revenge
REVENGE UPON REVENGE UPON REVENGE
There was a young
Woman called Mrs. Dancy
Always dressed so fancy,
Used to gossip and flirt a lot,
Which was a bad fault.
Mrs Dancy was a butterfly
Fliiting and flowing
From one lover
To another.
Her first name Nancy,
Always wore a low cleavage
She was thirty five and good
Looking, her revealing shorts,
Didn’t hide much, her boyfriend,
Encouraged her role
In the village, he had a goal,
And it worked, every husband
Was mesmerized by her beauty,
Her body and her long blonde,
Hair, she had one eye brown
And the other blue, which
Worked out to her advantage
Keep it quite, said the men,
The wives must not get to know!
But the wives in the village,
Were quite sure,
That two knocks on their door,
“meant” meet me, so a plan
Was devised
By the wives,
They watched and waited,
Nancy, done with her duties
And paid handsomely,
Arrived back home
To find Mrs Brown
Enjoying a roll in the hay
With her boyfriend,
And every day
Another wife was found!
Nancy revealed all
To the husbands,
Who could not scold their wives,
For everyone was guilty,
So sorry’s were said quickly,
What they were about to hear,
Filled them all with fear
One Sunday her boyfriend said,
Well Nancy my dear,
Tomorrow I’m out of here,
But I leave you all with
Something to remember,
I have the clap,
And now so do you all,
And the husbands
From their wives promiscuity,
I guess I’ve ruined your lives,
Time to go back
To my wife,
And our children, of five,
So he left,
With his theft!
Nancy sought out his wife
Told her that she
Had lived with
Her husband for a while,
And that he had the clap,
What a nasty chap,
Does he think I don’t know
said his wife,
He has always been so
Going to and fro
But hear this Nancy, said his wife
None of the five,
Are his,
Gee whizz
Said Nancy,
Good for you
My lips are sealed
But don’t ever think
that I’ll say ‘I do’!
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