Rehashing History: the Model and the Master

Giovanni didn't trust Michelangelo, He'd heard that for guys he was hot. But for minimum pay of a florin* a day, He was willing to give it a shot. As soon as they started the session, Gio's senses said something was wrong. Mickey couldn't decide how to pose him-- Wearing armor, a toga, a thong? This went on for a while, and then with a smile The master casually said to the dude, "Please don't think me a jerk, But to get this to work, I must have you totally nude." Avoiding eye contact, Gio peeked at his contract, Then took a deep breath and replied, "Si, but with the insistence that you keep your distance, And another five florins besides." And that's the way the story goes, I've repeated it word for word, How the most famous statue in all of the world, The one that's called "David" occurred. *Author's note: The florin, ducat, and lire were common currencies during Michelangelo's time. A florin, according to one source, was worth 2 crowns, approximately $26.00 today. I could not find the name of the model who posed for this sculpture nor how much he was paid. I doubt seriously if M. paid his models in florins, but I like the alliterations.