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Redneck Love Song

I love the way you turn me on
When we sit on our sofa on the lawn

Your breakfast is the greatest dear
Scrambled eggs and a case of beer

I listen to each breath you take
Your snoring always keeps me awake

Remember walking up the hill
To get some moonshine from the still

A romantic dinner would be so fine
Two Big Macs and a glass of shine

You scratch your butt and wash my clothes
You watch TV and pick your nose

I'll love you forever to tell the truth
And when you smile, I love your tooth.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

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Date: 7/5/2011 6:41:00 PM
lmbo..this is good..
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Date: 4/24/2011 1:20:00 PM
Vince ;-) CONGRATULATIONS!! on your poem being featured this week, hope your enjoying your Easter Sunday. Take care and have a nice one,..p.d
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Date: 4/20/2011 5:30:00 PM
This poem is hilarious and witty. I enjoyed It, sounds like something from blue collar radio. Loved It! I read It in my hill billy voice. :)
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Date: 4/20/2011 4:06:00 AM
Hi Vincent - I usually don't comment on poetry that often anymore but - this ditty had me roaring! I'm not sure if you have ever heard of the parody artist: Bob Rivers. He takes classic oldies tunes, changes the lyrics and keeps the original arrangement in tact. Also, the singers he gets to re-record the songs sound just like the original vocalists. Look him up on Amazon. His humor is so up our alley! Wishing you & your family a Happy & Blessed Easter. Peace always, John
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Date: 4/19/2011 12:00:00 PM
Congratulations on your poetry being featured this week Vince. Love, Carol
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Date: 4/18/2011 1:25:00 PM
I chuckle reading this humor, Vince. Love is all that : ) Congratulations on being featured this week on soup. I pray all is going well. Have a blessed holy week! Love, Annalise
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Date: 4/18/2011 12:25:00 PM
Congratulations onyour poem being featured this week, Vince
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Date: 4/18/2011 5:09:00 AM
Congrats on this rib tickler, Vince. What a great sense of humor. Love, daver
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Date: 3/31/2011 10:02:00 AM
this one brought a smile it was a very funny piece you wrote.
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Date: 3/27/2011 7:49:00 PM
What you said about Morgan Freeman, Vince -- I don't know anyone who disagrees. He's top notch and I'll go see any movie he's in just to see his performance. Thanks for stopping by. Love, Carolyn
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Date: 3/19/2011 8:49:00 PM
Eeeeee Haw!!! I imagine the trailer too!!! :) Heee, heee, heee!!!
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Date: 3/19/2011 7:46:00 AM
Hahaha! This is one intelligent write. I wish I could be humorous when I write. Pleasure to read you. Love
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Date: 3/14/2011 11:41:00 AM
Just wanted to thank you for the comments you made on Soup admin's blog, Vince. Celene and I were targeted by an individual recently in a comment left on James Fraser's poem. We reported the incident promptly and the commenter was NOT deleted from the site. We didn't even receive an apology. I'd like to see admin stick by the rules they have set forth. Love, Carolyn
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Date: 3/13/2011 7:03:00 PM
hi vince, how can you get away from being naughty and still make this piece a great read to behold?? amazing! :) huggs, nette
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Date: 3/12/2011 9:13:00 PM
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Date: 3/11/2011 6:38:00 PM
Vince this is great. Sounds like Oroville to me (a city by here full of tweakers with one tooth) I think I'll add this to my favs list. great poem old friend, mj
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Date: 3/9/2011 5:07:00 PM
Got a few chuckles in this one...They say that laughter is the best medicine so I should be healed..Thanks for your presence at my blog..Each one's comments are so encouraging.Sara
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Date: 3/8/2011 2:07:00 PM
Can't tell you how much I needed a laugh and you provided it big time, Vince!! From the single tooth to the snoring, moonshine and beer for breakfast, you delighted us with so much humor. You're ACES, Vince. Hope the prayers are bringing about some positive changes. It seems like you're in better spirits and I'm so happy for you. Love, Carolyn
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Date: 3/8/2011 1:07:00 PM
I needed this kool-aid smile today Vince! Comedy, poetry, pure beauty! Thanks for making my afternoon. Lay
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Date: 3/8/2011 6:18:00 AM
Oh boy this is so good, number one hit for me is this. Harry
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Date: 3/8/2011 1:50:00 AM
Super smiles as I read this, Vince :) so cute and funny too :)!!
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Date: 3/7/2011 6:56:00 PM
THis is just tooooo funny..hilarious...and your rhymes are great...BG
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Date: 3/7/2011 6:35:00 PM
LOL! Ok, this is rather funny.
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