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Redneck Love Song

I love the way you turn me on
When we sit on our sofa on the lawn

Your breakfast is the greatest dear
Scrambled eggs and a case of beer

I listen to each breath you take
Your snoring always keeps me awake

Remember walking up the hill
To get some moonshine from the still

A romantic dinner would be so fine
Two Big Macs and a glass of shine

You scratch your butt and wash my clothes
You watch TV and pick your nose

I'll love you forever to tell the truth
And when you smile, I love your tooth.

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Juanita Warden

Date: 7/5/2011 6:41:00 PM

lmbo..this is good..

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 4/24/2011 1:20:00 PM

Vince ;-) CONGRATULATIONS!! on your poem being featured this week, hope your enjoying your Easter Sunday. Take care and have a nice one,..p.d

Jason Braxton

Date: 4/20/2011 5:30:00 PM

This poem is hilarious and witty. I enjoyed It, sounds like something from blue collar radio. Loved It! I read It in my hill billy voice. :)

John Heck

Date: 4/20/2011 4:06:00 AM

Hi Vincent - I usually don't comment on poetry that often anymore but - this ditty had me roaring! I'm not sure if you have ever heard of the parody artist: Bob Rivers. He takes classic oldies tunes, changes the lyrics and keeps the original arrangement in tact. Also, the singers he gets to re-record the songs sound just like the original vocalists. Look him up on Amazon. His humor is so up our alley! Wishing you & your family a Happy & Blessed Easter. Peace always, John

Carol Sunshine Brown

Date: 4/19/2011 12:00:00 PM

Congratulations on your poetry being featured this week Vince. Love, Carol

Audrey Haick

Date: 4/18/2011 1:25:00 PM

I chuckle reading this humor, Vince. Love is all that : ) Congratulations on being featured this week on soup. I pray all is going well. Have a blessed holy week! Love, Annalise

Dr.Ram Mehta

Date: 4/18/2011 12:25:00 PM

Congratulations onyour poem being featured this week, Vince

Daver Austin

Date: 4/18/2011 5:09:00 AM

Congrats on this rib tickler, Vince. What a great sense of humor. Love, daver

James Foulk

Date: 3/31/2011 10:02:00 AM

this one brought a smile it was a very funny piece you wrote.

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 3/27/2011 7:49:00 PM

What you said about Morgan Freeman, Vince -- I don't know anyone who disagrees. He's top notch and I'll go see any movie he's in just to see his performance. Thanks for stopping by. Love, Carolyn

Iolanda Scripca

Date: 3/19/2011 8:49:00 PM

Eeeeee Haw!!! I imagine the trailer too!!! :) Heee, heee, heee!!!

Farah Chamma

Date: 3/19/2011 7:46:00 AM

Hahaha! This is one intelligent write. I wish I could be humorous when I write. Pleasure to read you. Love

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 3/14/2011 11:41:00 AM

Just wanted to thank you for the comments you made on Soup admin's blog, Vince. Celene and I were targeted by an individual recently in a comment left on James Fraser's poem. We reported the incident promptly and the commenter was NOT deleted from the site. We didn't even receive an apology. I'd like to see admin stick by the rules they have set forth. Love, Carolyn

Nette Onclaud

Date: 3/13/2011 7:03:00 PM

hi vince, how can you get away from being naughty and still make this piece a great read to behold?? amazing! :) huggs, nette

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 3/12/2011 9:13:00 PM

HELLO VINCE,, ITS NICE TO BE BACK,,, AND FIND YOUR NICE COMMENTS ON A FEW OF MY POEMS... I KIND OF SMILED AT THIS ONE... LOL... AND THE ENDING... HAS MANY PICTURES IN MIND...TAKE CARE,..P.D.

Michael Jordan

Date: 3/11/2011 6:38:00 PM

Vince this is great. Sounds like Oroville to me (a city by here full of tweakers with one tooth) I think I'll add this to my favs list. great poem old friend, mj

Sara Kendrick

Date: 3/9/2011 5:07:00 PM

Got a few chuckles in this one...They say that laughter is the best medicine so I should be healed..Thanks for your presence at my blog..Each one's comments are so encouraging.Sara

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 3/8/2011 2:07:00 PM

Can't tell you how much I needed a laugh and you provided it big time, Vince!! From the single tooth to the snoring, moonshine and beer for breakfast, you delighted us with so much humor. You're ACES, Vince. Hope the prayers are bringing about some positive changes. It seems like you're in better spirits and I'm so happy for you. Love, Carolyn