Real Men Don'T Need Directions...

That's right... The masculine species, So endowed with great wisdom, Knows everything by nature, the world should be called "His-Dom" Need directions? Don't be silly, We know where we are, Well, sort'a, we just fool you gals, And act Willy-Nilly Assemble that item? No problem at all.... No instructions needed, You've got some gall I'm so good at the assembly, That when I am done, I've got lots of left-over parts, It's nothing but fun... No need for you, to explain anything to me, I'm a master of wisdom, And it's easy to see... Why we are so superior, To Everything, and Everyone, You need fast results, We'll quickly get it done There's only one thing, That could bring any doubt, When arguing with females, They always win out