Real Men Don'T Need Directions...

That's right...
The masculine species,
So endowed with great wisdom,
Knows everything by nature,
the world should be called "His-Dom"

Need directions?  Don't be silly,
We know where we are,
Well, sort'a, we just fool you gals,
And act Willy-Nilly

Assemble that item?
No problem at all....
No instructions needed,
You've got some gall

I'm so good at the assembly,
That when I am done,
I've got lots of left-over parts,
It's nothing but fun...

No need for you, to explain anything to me,
I'm a master of wisdom,
And it's easy to see...

Why we are so superior,
To Everything, and Everyone,
You need fast results,
We'll quickly get it done

There's only one thing,
That could bring any doubt,
When arguing with females,
They always win out
Copyright © | Year Posted 2007

Poem

Post Comments

Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem. Negative comments will result your account being banned.

Please Login to post a comment

Be the first to comment on this poem. Encourage this poet.

Get a Premium Membership
Turn off ads, get more exposure for your poetry, and get more features with a Premium Membership.
Book: Diverse Voices: The Poetry of Human Rights and the Pursuit of Peace