Racist Barber

You won't believe what I went through when I went to a black man's barbershop. He was a racist jerk and when I left, I called the cops. He forcibly strapped me in his barber chair. Then that punk shaved off all of my hair. As I looked at my bald head in the mirror, he laughed at me. He laughed and said that I deserved it because I'm a Honkey. But he stopped laughing when the cops slapped on the cuffs. He said that he didn't want to go to jail and I said "Tough!" (This is a fictional poem.)