Rachel's Kitchen

Rachel took an apple And held it in her hand. She beckoned to me sweetly Saying, “Wouldn’t it be grand To find ourselves in Eden In a fig leaf wonderland?" Rachel ate a grapefruit And made herself a mess. I watched and got excited As it dribbled down her chest. She licked her lips and giggled, “Darlin’, you can have the rest.” Rachel peeled a carrot Held firmly in her grip, And told me as she stroked it From its base down to its tip, “Some creamy Caesar dressing Makes a mighty tasty dip.” Rachel shucked an oyster, With a swift and graceful swirl, Its tender pink flesh glistened Wet around its precious pearl. Said, “This is how to do it If you want to please your girl.”