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Put Your Footle Out Your Mouth

Oops sorry, I thought you were pregnant Huge tum NOT mum Put your footle out your mouth contest Sponsored by James Edward Lee Sr. 3/3/18

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Sandra Haight

Date: 4/4/2018 6:29:00 PM

Yes, had to bite my tongue many a time! Great footle! Congrats on your win, Jan. Hugs, Sandra

Jan Allison
Date: 4/4/2018 6:32:00 PM

Thanks Sandra... sometimes its very difficult to tell !:-( hugs jan xx

Paul Callus

Date: 4/4/2018 3:59:00 PM

Congratulations on placing first with this excellent footle, Jan! Always a pleasure to come back to read worthy entries:) Hugs // paul

Jan Allison
Date: 4/4/2018 4:26:00 PM

Thanks Paul, your comment is very much welcome:-) hugs jan xx

Bartholomew Williams

Date: 4/4/2018 12:04:00 AM

Jan, very nicely done! Congratulations on your #1 win!! Hugs to you. :) Bartholomew

Jan Allison
Date: 4/4/2018 1:07:00 AM

Thanks Bartholomew:-) hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper

Date: 4/3/2018 8:52:00 PM

Hahahaha..congratulations on your win, Jan, excellent footle. Hugs Eve ~`*

Jan Allison
Date: 4/4/2018 1:07:00 AM

Tanks Eve:-) hugs Jan xx

Reason A. Poteet

Date: 4/3/2018 3:56:00 PM

Hilarious, Jan, salutations on your first place here and thanks for the Soup Mail, I'll keep your suggestion in mind. My big pregnant disgust was that comment later on, "Haven't you had that baby yet?"

Jan Allison
Date: 4/3/2018 3:57:00 PM

Thanks reason:-) I love the footle form its such fun:-0 hugs jan xx

Line Gauthier

Date: 4/3/2018 9:33:00 AM

Back with congrats, Jan.

Jan Allison
Date: 4/3/2018 10:27:00 AM

Thanks Line:-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 4/3/2018 6:38:00 AM

A big oops! Congrats on your top win, Jan! :)

Jan Allison
Date: 4/3/2018 7:28:00 AM

Thanks Kim:-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham

Date: 4/3/2018 2:28:00 AM

Haha sounds like too many chocolate eggs. Congratulations Jan. Tom

Jan Allison
Date: 4/3/2018 4:32:00 AM

Definitely Tom lol:-) hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 4/3/2018 12:30:00 AM

- Congratulations on your 1st place in the contest, Jan :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 4/3/2018 4:32:00 AM

Thanks Anne-Lise:-) I love writing this form:-) hugs jan xx

Subimal Sinha-Roy

Date: 4/2/2018 10:59:00 PM

Congratulations, Jan on your win. Very funny footle indeed.

Jan Allison
Date: 4/3/2018 4:31:00 AM

Thanks Subimal:-) hugs Jan xx

Jack Horne

Date: 3/10/2018 10:20:00 AM

LOL, so glad I decided to read something other than just your wonderful limericks today - I love your humour xx

Jan Allison
Date: 3/10/2018 11:07:00 AM

aww thanks Jack, i do try and make folks smile. i tend to write a lot of limericks as i find them so easy to write but I also adore the footle form. This is rare for me to only write one but i wasn't sure what the sponsor was after:-) hugs jan xx

Paul Callus

Date: 3/7/2018 5:34:00 PM

This is an excellent footle, Jan. A case of putting one's foot in one's mouth:) Hugs // paul

Jan Allison
Date: 3/7/2018 6:13:00 PM

Im sure is embarrassing:-( hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 3/5/2018 5:28:00 PM

hahaha. I LOVE this

Jan Allison
Date: 3/6/2018 6:55:00 AM

Thanks andrea:-) hugs Jan xx

Jan Allison
Date: 3/6/2018 1:00:00 AM

I hope the sponsor does!!!! :-) hugs Jan xx

Duke Beaufort

Date: 3/5/2018 5:45:00 AM

Very funny Jan. You have a great sense of humor and timing!

Jan Allison
Date: 3/5/2018 8:15:00 AM

Likewise duke I love your humour :-) hugs Jan xx

Pashang Salehi

Date: 3/5/2018 12:20:00 AM

You always make me smile... Have you seen my picture? LOL

Pashang Salehi
Date: 3/7/2018 2:08:00 AM

I love Dragonflies too.. I have a painting that I incorporated the two insects. Did you know that the larvae or the nymph of dragonfly lives in water for a couple years and they are highly predator, but when emerging and become an adult for about 3 wks, the only thing they do is to make love...

Jan Allison
Date: 3/5/2018 8:14:00 AM

Lol pashang I've seen your lovely artwork. .. I will always hide behind my dragonfly avatar but wear a silver dragonfly on my lapel which is very special to me:-) hugs Jan xx

Jean Murray

Date: 3/4/2018 3:33:00 PM

I have made that mistake myself Jan. a lesson well learned.

Jan Allison
Date: 3/4/2018 3:37:00 PM

Ha ha ha Jean that must be so embarrassing in your line of work, that really made me lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Cheryl Hoffman

Date: 3/4/2018 8:59:00 AM

Lol, now that would definitely be a foot in mouth situation! Funny and clever one Jan! Good luck in the contest!~Che :)

Jan Allison
Date: 3/4/2018 10:01:00 AM

Thanks che:-) hugs Jan xx

Line Gauthier

Date: 3/3/2018 5:08:00 PM

Seen that with my own eyes... not a pretty foot-in-the-mouth situation for all present. Perfect footle, Jan - love both title and presentation.

Jan Allison
Date: 3/3/2018 5:21:00 PM

I love the footie form line and usually write a string of them. Just did one this time I hope the sponsor likes it:-) hugs Jan xx

Dale Gregory Cozart

Date: 3/3/2018 3:19:00 PM

Is this the sequel to your new year poem about dieting? How embarassing!

Jan Allison
Date: 3/3/2018 3:25:00 PM

No sequel lol I've never been on a diet in my life lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 3/3/2018 1:07:00 PM

:))) - Only ......... air ............. relax, Jan ))) ... - Luck in the contest - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 3/3/2018 1:14:00 PM

Too much food i think anne-lise lol:-( hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith

Date: 3/3/2018 12:16:00 PM

When due...you spew...I'm not...dumb pot...cheeks red... you're dead...mean look...she took....bag hits...your wits ... Can't walk...or talk...balls shrink...you think....she's hot...why not : ))

Jan Allison
Date: 3/3/2018 1:13:00 PM

Lol tim, tbis very large lady was about 70 so i doubt she was up the duff frim some hot stuff lol:-)

Ilene Bauer

Date: 3/3/2018 10:31:00 AM

ha! this has GOT to be a winner, jan!

Jan Allison
Date: 3/3/2018 12:12:00 PM

Thanks Ilene I love the footie form:-) hugs Jan xx

Niall Fulham

Date: 3/3/2018 10:24:00 AM

Hi Jan , lol winner for sure ::)))) hugs

Jan Allison
Date: 3/3/2018 12:08:00 PM

I hope James likes it:-) hugs Jan xx