Pursuit of a Poetry Prize

If your ultimate goal is a poetry prize,
there are things you must do without compromise.
I had entered some work at considerable cost,
with no clue at all as to why I had lost.

So, I read all the ones recognized in the past,
seeking form and design for words I could cast.
That’s when I discovered a key to their prose;
illogical thoughts in unorganized rows.

Start with an outlandish, irrelevant line,
then something arbitrary to confuse the design.
Like, “In the beginning the ending was near” 
or, “We basked in an ardent recollection of fear.”

Conclude with some incomprehensible phrase, 
like, “The prolific embrace of our foregone days.”
Don’t finish ideas in these literary events,
and avoid any phrases that seem to make sense.

What they don’t understand, becomes a “deep thought.”
In depth they will ponder what meaning you sought.
They'll scoff if you've written a limerick or rhyme,
then cast it aside as a “waste of their time.”

I'll likely be banned, or be forced to concede,
but I'm sharing the secret it takes to succeed;
don't stress over structure, don’t fret about flow,
use thoughts you don’t have and words you don’t know.

This was a fun piece I wrote after reading a $20,000 prize winning poem about brass 
braziers that made absolutely no sense.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Brown Avatar
November 11, 2010 at 12:23 PM
Congratulations on your poetry making it through the first round of the Poetrysoup site contest Kevin. The best to you in the finals. Love, Carol
Blauw Avatar
August 6, 2010 at 2:31 AM
Hahahah,,,,,,,,loved it.......you made my day lol..........congrats on being featured.
Brown Avatar
August 3, 2010 at 6:24 AM
Congratulations on your well deserved poem being featured this week Kevin. Love, Carol
Sweetheart Avatar
August 2, 2010 at 8:42 PM
Congrats Kevin on your featured poem this week on the Soup.. a wonderful one to share with us all.. with luv..
Guzzi Avatar
July 23, 2010 at 4:42 PM
Thomas Pychon one of the "best" ( according to literary critics) authors of the 21st cnetury LOL "Oh Boy!" cried Darby Suckling, as he leaned over the lifelines to watch the national heartland deeply swung in a whirling blur of gree far below, his tow-colored locks streaming in the wind past the gondola like a banner leeward." ...GAH now that's amind blowing stream of esoteric B*llsh*t if i ever heard on..A SENTENCE!!! and SEE Constance NO comma's...ART!
Guzzi Avatar
July 23, 2010 at 4:35 PM
ahh yes the rhymers retorte to free verse LOL...nawwwwwwwww this concept ..free verse is full of imagery, yet the connections, drizzle from phrase to phrase and tickle down the hair fine thread of consciousness, I do write good free verse BUT there is a point where free verse becomes "stream of consciouness" and that is where the "men get separated from the boys!" (You write above is excellent no corrections LOL)
Roberts Avatar
July 18, 2010 at 9:53 AM
lol, loved it , absolutely loved it
Gorelick Avatar
July 18, 2010 at 6:31 AM
Kevin..you got my blood churning this am..It may be a fun piece, but it is RIGHT ON..It happens all the time...I read a piece that makes little sense..and I say to my self.."Yep" thats going to be in the winners circle".. I love your poem. BG
Thekidster Avatar
July 18, 2010 at 5:15 AM
I sometimes find myself in this category Kevin as you have pointed out in my work. I do appreciate your constructive criticism. This is a great write. I hope many will take it to heart. Best Wishes Always, Kidster (Soup Mail)
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