Puppet World: a Message From Santa

Hello there?!
Hmm! Hmm! Hmm! Can you hear?
I guess my voice is fading
A result of living a few thousand centuries

I'll imagine you can
As far as you're Santa's fan
Now he sent to say
That he's doing well
Oh! Do you even heard he was sick the other day?
Aww! Its a result of the jingling bells
The lovely immortal rang his ears away
Now you ask what he does while on holiday?
He spends days and nights wrapping gifts in every possible different ways
To all "CLAUSTROPHOBICS", Santa's promised to shave his beard
And to all " CLAUSELESS REBELS", Santa's accept to come next time with a certificate of birth
Little kiddie! If you want a bigger gift next year, please come not last but first
First come then first serve, first serve is bigger serve! And he's sorry for croaky jest
And yes! Santa saw a man with more beard than his, warning! Go shave!
For those who complained of seeing no gift, please do come outta ya cave
And to those who discovered that Santa Claus is there uncle, oh! Sorry, no wrong faces next time
Before I forget, he said Santa's clause is going to come next time in white and black that rhyme!

Bye there!
Oh who am I seeing?
Sleeping willow?! Oh dear
Is he awake or still sleeping?

Lemme go check!



CLAUSTROPHOBIC : one who's afraid of Santa
CLAUSELESS REBELS = A REBEL WITHOUT A CLAUSE : meaning a kid who doesn't believe in Santa
SANTA'S CLAUSE = incomplete Christmas sentences



PS: NO OFFENSE MEANT

Copyright © | Year Posted 2016



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Date: 9/19/2016 7:43:00 PM
Cute and funny nicely done...
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White Sage
Date: 10/10/2016 3:27:00 PM
thanks pashang, am sorry for giving a late reply though, I was trying to play around with sleeping willow, i waited for him to wake...the guy's still sleeping! lol. I hope you're doing good
Date: 3/13/2016 5:43:00 PM
Sage, this is delightfully silly, and quite well done , 7 ~
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White Sage
Date: 3/15/2016 2:50:00 AM
thanks BW, i appreciate that so much
Date: 3/9/2016 12:22:00 AM
Just stopping by to say hi and see if you have a new poem . Hope you are fine? Linda
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White Sage
Date: 3/9/2016 3:21:00 PM
hi Linda, how sweet of you, I really appreciate you checking up on me, I'm doing good, I hope you're doing good too?, I hope to be uploading sooner or later...thanks so much Linda
Date: 2/28/2016 2:03:00 PM
OH dear....poor poor Santa. You really teased him in this write. Thank you for your many visits to me. I really appreciate hearing from you...Hugs
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White Sage
Date: 2/28/2016 2:31:00 PM
thanks Eileen, I appreciate you coming by...Santa's only sharing some fun lol
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White Sage
Date: 2/28/2016 2:31:00 PM
thanks Eileen, I appreciate you coming by...Santa's only sharing some fun lol
Date: 2/16/2016 6:06:00 PM
I love your definitions! Too funny... and the message is funny too and quite delightful! Well written!! Best wishes, Keith
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White Sage
Date: 2/16/2016 11:28:00 PM
am glad you got the amusing part of it, thanks for coming by
Date: 2/12/2016 2:54:00 PM
Nicely put, well written with good poetic skill. Emile.
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Date: 2/12/2016 6:00:00 PM
thanks Emile, I appreciate your comment
Date: 2/5/2016 9:19:00 AM
Great write WS. Humorous too.
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Date: 2/5/2016 4:33:00 PM
thanks Kelli, I appreciate you coming by
Date: 2/5/2016 1:31:00 AM
White Sage, I'm bearly getting started. LOL, I've been keeping to myself all these months. It's time to come back and taste the soup. In a few days, you are not going to be able to get rid of me. LOL... You are going to see me all over the place. Yes, A Happy Face Am I. Sending you real hugs. LINDA (ps, thank you for the reply. )
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Date: 2/5/2016 4:32:00 PM
keeping to yourself? wow, am glad you've come to paint LINDA ON THE SOUP this time around, come on paint it with any ingredient, I'll surely take my fill lol...and its sure you can't be gotten rid of, that mind functions 24/7 without over heating, destroying letter, words, structures, and sure, expressions too, wow you! you've got the wings, you've got the potentials, (you've got the ingredient and the recipe, make the soup simmer lol) keep on smiling and writing, it's your style and you do it well Linda
Date: 2/3/2016 7:54:00 PM
enjoyed this one White Sage :) @-> LINDA <-@
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Date: 2/4/2016 1:13:00 PM
thanks Linda, am glad you came by....really appreciate that
Date: 2/2/2016 10:16:00 PM
Sage, I think this is so well penned, witty, creative, humorous, it made me laugh, well done ~
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Date: 2/3/2016 11:15:00 AM
thanks BW, am glad you like it
Date: 2/1/2016 3:52:00 AM
White sage, must say this a witty one!!!~Olive ELoisa =`)
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Date: 2/1/2016 2:48:00 PM
thanks Olive, am glad you came by
Date: 1/30/2016 5:36:00 PM
Humorously creative and charming, dear White Sage!
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Date: 1/30/2016 5:54:00 PM
thanks Demetrios, i really appreciate that
Date: 1/30/2016 4:36:00 PM
Enjoy reading this.......beautiful piece.........A.M.
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Date: 1/30/2016 4:52:00 PM
thanks AM, i really appreciate that
Date: 1/29/2016 10:45:00 AM
creative and really fun; st. nick will love this.. delighted, WS!..huggs
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Date: 1/29/2016 3:28:00 PM
thanks Nette, I appreciate that, who's st. nick?
Date: 1/29/2016 9:34:00 AM
Nice humor, WS. Enjoyed! :-)
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Date: 1/29/2016 10:03:00 AM
thanks Kim, i appreciate you coming by
Date: 1/29/2016 8:28:00 AM
Oh this is good, humorous yes, but i also love the message....
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Date: 1/29/2016 8:51:00 AM
thanks Harry...
Date: 1/28/2016 9:21:00 PM
I enjoyed your charming humorous poem White Sage. Cheers, Connie
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Date: 1/29/2016 1:28:00 AM
Thanks Connie, i appreciate you coming by
Date: 1/28/2016 2:25:00 PM
Very nice pen White Sage! Well done!:)) Thank you so kindly for your visit!Wishing you a very lovely weekend! In his light God bless you!:) D
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Date: 1/28/2016 3:03:00 PM
thanks Dorian....I really appreciate that
Date: 1/28/2016 8:43:00 AM
Witty and entertaining, WS!! Enjoyed the play on words:) ~ Regards // paul
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Date: 1/28/2016 9:12:00 AM
thanks Paul, am glad you enjoyed it...
Date: 1/28/2016 4:09:00 AM
- Nice to read, well done white sage :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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Date: 1/28/2016 4:31:00 AM
Thanks Anne, i appreciate you coming by
Date: 1/27/2016 8:43:00 PM
hey, you have quite the funny bone, White sage. This was a very enjoyable one here.
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Date: 1/28/2016 4:32:00 AM
i just thought i can make someone laugh, so i gave it a try...thanks Andrea, i appreciate you coming by
Date: 1/27/2016 4:07:00 PM
made me smile white sage:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 1/28/2016 4:36:00 AM
am glad you saw the fun, thanks Jan
Date: 1/27/2016 4:02:00 PM
lol...love it
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Date: 1/28/2016 4:40:00 AM
thanks Tim, i appreciate that
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Date: 1/28/2016 4:39:00 AM
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