White Sage Poet Free verse

Puppet World: a Message From Santa

Hello there?!
Hmm! Hmm! Hmm! Can you hear?
I guess my voice is fading
A result of living a few thousand centuries

I'll imagine you can
As far as you're Santa's fan
Now he sent to say
That he's doing well
Oh! Do you even heard he was sick the other day?
Aww! Its a result of the jingling bells
The lovely immortal rang his ears away
Now you ask what he does while on holiday?
He spends days and nights wrapping gifts in every possible different ways
To all "CLAUSTROPHOBICS", Santa's promised to shave his beard
And to all " CLAUSELESS REBELS", Santa's accept to come next time with a certificate of birth
Little kiddie! If you want a bigger gift next year, please come not last but first
First come then first serve, first serve is bigger serve! And he's sorry for croaky jest
And yes! Santa saw a man with more beard than his, warning! Go shave!
For those who complained of seeing no gift, please do come outta ya cave
And to those who discovered that Santa Claus is there uncle, oh! Sorry, no wrong faces next time
Before I forget, he said Santa's clause is going to come next time in white and black that rhyme!

Bye there!
Oh who am I seeing?
Sleeping willow?! Oh dear
Is he awake or still sleeping?

Lemme go check!



CLAUSTROPHOBIC : one who's afraid of Santa
CLAUSELESS REBELS = A REBEL WITHOUT A CLAUSE : meaning a kid who doesn't believe in Santa
SANTA'S CLAUSE = incomplete Christmas sentences



PS: NO OFFENSE MEANT

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Pashang Salehi September 19, 2016 at 7:43 PM Cute and funny nicely done... White Sage October 10, 2016 at 3:27 PM thanks pashang, am sorry for giving a late reply though, I was trying to play around with sleeping willow, i waited for him to wake...the guy's still sleeping! lol. I hope you're doing good

Constance La France March 13, 2016 at 5:43 PM Sage, this is delightfully silly, and quite well done , 7 ~ White Sage March 15, 2016 at 2:50 AM thanks BW, i appreciate that so much

Poet Destroyer A March 9, 2016 at 12:22 AM Just stopping by to say hi and see if you have a new poem . Hope you are fine? Linda White Sage March 9, 2016 at 3:21 PM hi Linda, how sweet of you, I really appreciate you checking up on me, I'm doing good, I hope you're doing good too?, I hope to be uploading sooner or later...thanks so much Linda

Eileen Manassian February 28, 2016 at 2:03 PM OH dear....poor poor Santa. You really teased him in this write. Thank you for your many visits to me. I really appreciate hearing from you...Hugs White Sage February 28, 2016 at 2:31 PM thanks Eileen, I appreciate you coming by...Santa's only sharing some fun lol White Sage February 28, 2016 at 2:31 PM thanks Eileen, I appreciate you coming by...Santa's only sharing some fun lol

Keith Bickerstaffe February 16, 2016 at 6:06 PM I love your definitions! Too funny... and the message is funny too and quite delightful! Well written!! Best wishes, Keith White Sage February 16, 2016 at 11:28 PM am glad you got the amusing part of it, thanks for coming by

Emile Pinet February 12, 2016 at 2:54 PM Nicely put, well written with good poetic skill. Emile. White Sage February 12, 2016 at 6:00 PM thanks Emile, I appreciate your comment

Kelli White February 5, 2016 at 9:19 AM Great write WS. Humorous too. White Sage February 5, 2016 at 4:33 PM thanks Kelli, I appreciate you coming by

Poet Destroyer A February 5, 2016 at 1:31 AM White Sage, I'm bearly getting started. LOL, I've been keeping to myself all these months. It's time to come back and taste the soup. In a few days, you are not going to be able to get rid of me. LOL... You are going to see me all over the place. Yes, A Happy Face Am I. Sending you real hugs. LINDA (ps, thank you for the reply. ) White Sage February 5, 2016 at 4:32 PM keeping to yourself? wow, am glad you've come to paint LINDA ON THE SOUP this time around, come on paint it with any ingredient, I'll surely take my fill lol...and its sure you can't be gotten rid of, that mind functions 24/7 without over heating, destroying letter, words, structures, and sure, expressions too, wow you! you've got the wings, you've got the potentials, (you've got the ingredient and the recipe, make the soup simmer lol) keep on smiling and writing, it's your style and you do it well Linda

Poet Destroyer A February 3, 2016 at 7:54 PM enjoyed this one White Sage :) @-> LINDA <-@ White Sage February 4, 2016 at 1:13 PM thanks Linda, am glad you came by....really appreciate that

Constance La France February 2, 2016 at 10:16 PM Sage, I think this is so well penned, witty, creative, humorous, it made me laugh, well done ~ White Sage February 3, 2016 at 11:15 AM thanks BW, am glad you like it

Olive Eloisa Guillermo - Fraser February 1, 2016 at 3:52 AM White sage, must say this a witty one!!!~Olive ELoisa =`) White Sage February 1, 2016 at 2:48 PM thanks Olive, am glad you came by

Demetrios Trifiatis January 30, 2016 at 5:36 PM Humorously creative and charming, dear White Sage! White Sage January 30, 2016 at 5:54 PM thanks Demetrios, i really appreciate that

Afolabi Muideen January 30, 2016 at 4:36 PM Enjoy reading this.......beautiful piece.........A.M. White Sage January 30, 2016 at 4:52 PM thanks AM, i really appreciate that

Nette Onclaud January 29, 2016 at 10:45 AM creative and really fun; st. nick will love this.. delighted, WS!..huggs White Sage January 29, 2016 at 3:28 PM thanks Nette, I appreciate that, who's st. nick?

Kp Nunez January 29, 2016 at 9:34 AM Nice humor, WS. Enjoyed! :-) White Sage January 29, 2016 at 10:03 AM thanks Kim, i appreciate you coming by

Harry Horsman January 29, 2016 at 8:28 AM Oh this is good, humorous yes, but i also love the message.... White Sage January 29, 2016 at 8:51 AM thanks Harry...

Connie Marcum Wong January 28, 2016 at 9:21 PM I enjoyed your charming humorous poem White Sage. Cheers, Connie White Sage January 29, 2016 at 1:28 AM Thanks Connie, i appreciate you coming by

Dorian Petersen Potter January 28, 2016 at 2:25 PM Very nice pen White Sage! Well done!:)) Thank you so kindly for your visit!Wishing you a very lovely weekend! In his light God bless you!:) D White Sage January 28, 2016 at 3:03 PM thanks Dorian....I really appreciate that

Paul Callus January 28, 2016 at 8:43 AM Witty and entertaining, WS!! Enjoyed the play on words:) ~ Regards // paul White Sage January 28, 2016 at 9:12 AM thanks Paul, am glad you enjoyed it...

Anne-Lise Andresen January 28, 2016 at 4:09 AM - Nice to read, well done white sage :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) White Sage January 28, 2016 at 4:31 AM Thanks Anne, i appreciate you coming by

Andrea Dietrich January 27, 2016 at 8:43 PM hey, you have quite the funny bone, White sage. This was a very enjoyable one here. White Sage January 28, 2016 at 4:32 AM i just thought i can make someone laugh, so i gave it a try...thanks Andrea, i appreciate you coming by

Jan Allison January 27, 2016 at 4:07 PM made me smile white sage:-) hugs Jan xx White Sage January 28, 2016 at 4:36 AM am glad you saw the fun, thanks Jan

Tim Smith January 27, 2016 at 4:02 PM lol...love it White Sage January 28, 2016 at 4:40 AM thanks Tim, i appreciate that White Sage January 28, 2016 at 4:39 AM