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The powers-that-be wanted proof That I am alive – not a spoof! In the mail came a form, Which I guess is the norm; To ignore it, my checks would go poof! I submitted a photo I.D. With my signature plain as can be But they also required Proof I haven’t expired, So I sent a new picture of me. In the image, I’m holding, for views, Today’s Times, but it’s not for the news. Since the date can be read, There’s the proof I’m not dead, Though my wrinkles they’ll have to excuse.

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Date: 10/27/2022 7:04:00 PM
What?! Someone knows how young you are?! Scandalous! lol. ... To her dying day, I thought that my mother was born in 1932. After she passed away, I saw her driver's license: She was born in 1924 --- and on a different day than the day on which she celebrated her birthday. Go figure you women! Ta, Ta!
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Date: 10/27/2022 6:03:00 PM
lol ~ totally charming ~ you have a wonderful sense of humour, Ilene ~
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Date: 10/27/2022 6:21:00 AM
that's adorable. I loved it. Thanks..
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Date: 10/26/2022 6:30:00 PM
Love Monty Python: I’m not dead.
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Date: 10/26/2022 10:46:00 AM
You certainly are a trusting soul for a New Yorker! Best of luck with that! Aloha!
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Date: 10/26/2022 8:43:00 AM
Hmmm...I would have been skeptical of all this, Ilene. It scares me that you have provided someone with all the information they need to steal your identity! God, I hope this is not the case.
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