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Private Dance-Bawdy

The Misses gave Santa a private dance She was in the mood for some hot romance Played a sexy song Put on a red thong It got lost, Santa liked that circumstance 12/13/2021 Contest:I Need A Good Laugh Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich

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Paul Callus

Date: 1/8/2022 3:01:00 PM

Bawdy, but all in good fun, Alexis! Belated congratulations on your fine win. ~ Best regards for the new year, my friend. // paul

Christuraj Alex

Date: 12/27/2021 4:18:00 AM

Very interesting, indeed! Congratulations!

Eve Roper

Date: 12/26/2021 9:43:00 PM

Congratulations on your win , Alexis , great limerick . Hugs Eve

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 12/26/2021 2:28:00 PM

I laughed at your limerick and the thought of Mrs. Claus’ thong getting lost. Naughty but very funny Alexis. Congratulations on your win. I am Faving yours. Blessings xxoo

Brian Sambourne

Date: 12/25/2021 4:30:00 PM

Such a clever bit of naughtiness! Nothing like a bit of lacey to make things racey. Congratulations! Brian

Susan Ashley

Date: 12/25/2021 12:43:00 PM

Lol! Mrs. Claus is a spicy little vixen! Such a great limerick, Alexis. Congratulations for your excellent win in Andrea’s contest.. ~Susan

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 12/24/2021 6:42:00 PM

LOL…congrats!

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 12/24/2021 4:16:00 PM

I loved this one, Alexis. If it had a perfect limerick beat, I would have placed it super high, like second or first place. The last line is so cute. Congrats and Merry Christmas

John Watt

Date: 12/20/2021 11:49:00 AM

Alexis, thanks for the smile. No wonder the old guy is so jolly! Merry Christmas ~ John

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 12/17/2021 3:11:00 PM

Hello Alexis ... I hope her antics puts Santa in a generous mood on Christmas Eve - a fun limerick indeed Alexis - Lindsay

Bill Baker

Date: 12/15/2021 2:33:00 PM

Sound about right to me Alexis.. Fun Limerick. Your friend, Bill

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 12/15/2021 7:13:00 AM

No wonder Santa is such a jolly fella!

Tom Cunningham

Date: 12/14/2021 2:08:00 PM

Lol, will he be in the mood after travelling all around the world working so hard, what a man. Tom

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/14/2021 2:29:00 PM

Perfect,

Jan Allison

Date: 12/14/2021 1:17:00 PM

lol a good one Alexis:-) hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta

Date: 12/14/2021 11:21:00 AM

A tiny red thong amongst a huge red Santa suit? What was she thinking? And why did she put it on in the first place (unless it was to hold on to some presents)? But every one is happy to know Santa can still take a lap . . . . .