Gershon Wolf Poet Limerick

Prince Harry's Barber Takes a LIttle off the Top

     Prince Harry had a barber, name of Ross
     Prince wouldn't pay what a good haircut cost
         So Ross chopped off his head
         Left Prince Harry for dead
     Epitaph read: England's gain ~ Meghan's loss

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Joseph P. DiMino October 5, 2026 at 4:55 PM Say anything, do anything so as not to actually work for a living. Him and Meghan, something else. I honestly don't pay attention to any of it. Many more important things in the world. Gershon Wolf October 6, 2026 at 9:13 PM Couldn't agree more, Joe! ~ gw

Heidi Sands October 5, 2026 at 11:36 AM Lol. Good one Gershon :)

Paula Goldsmith October 5, 2026 at 9:24 AM WOW!!! What a Limerick you have here. Have A Very Blessed Day Writing Away................

Terry Flood October 5, 2026 at 7:27 AM There’s many would say, “if only that were actual news and not a lighthearted limerick.” A fun read GW. The Ginger whinger is quite likely to sue you, so keep your head down😀

John Lawless October 5, 2026 at 5:28 AM well, it wasn't doing him much good anyway

Yann Rolland October 5, 2026 at 1:52 AM this is brilliant and humorous , very creative piece, do you like Monarchy poet ? "again" please

Kudzai Mhangwa October 5, 2026 at 12:37 AM Such a humorous piece you have shared here! Thanks for bringing a smile to my face today Gershon!