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Premature Maturation

The trouble with aging
Is people believe it requires
A “growing up”
A period of maturation
(did I spell that right).
I’ve been around for
Three quarters of a century
With a foot in two millennia
And I still think Pharts are Phunny.
All my secrets are safe
Because I only told them to the dog.
I still make carrot and green bean fangs
At the supper table.
If I “grew up” I wouldn’t
Climb trees to “get that apple, Papa”
Get on the trampoline with a 2 year old
Stop for Slushies with my Granddaughter
on the way home from her gymnastics class.

When asked “How are you doing?”
I reply:  “I’m sitting up, taking nourishment,
Tying my own shoes and going out to play”.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2023

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Wolf Avatar
January 30, 2026 at 12:52 PM
On second reading, I think it's spelled 'masturbation.' ~ E. Jack (What's my family name again? Rhymes with 'Yo nation.' ~ Senior moments again).
Wolf Avatar
October 1, 2023 at 7:57 PM
Those last three lines are for framing you granddaddy-baby, you!! What a roar.
Fisher Avatar
October 1, 2023 at 4:56 PM
Awesome poem. Maybe we're like the bouncing rubber ball, still bouncing, but not banging off the walls.
Brotherton Avatar
October 1, 2023 at 9:53 AM
Just because my hair is gray and growing in places it shouldn't, does not mean it has to be a cage to my youthful exuberance.
One Avatar
October 1, 2023 at 2:52 AM
We should all be young at heart and let that inner child roam free.. nice one John.
Lane Avatar
September 30, 2023 at 6:57 PM
It’s clear to me that you have Peter Pan Syndrome. Never grow up, John! You are amazing just the way you are.
Lane Avatar
October 1, 2023 at 2:37 AM
Get a big enough stick and swing.
Lawless Avatar
September 30, 2023 at 7:26 PM
Well, Lin, as I always say "if ya can't beat 'em....hit 'em with a stick and run."
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