Poor Peter Pumpkin

Poor Peter Pumpkin had a very itty bitty head. So the farmer made him stay inside the garden bed. The farmer said that he was going to keep him warm with hay. And there the itty bitty pumpkin stayed for many a day. Finally, the farmer came to check upon poor Peter, measured him and then exclaimed, “You’ve grown an extra meter! I think it’s time for you to finally go face the world.” Peter got up from his bed. He twirled and twirled and twirled! “Oh my,” the farmer shouted, “You’ve grown two legs with feet! You’re a special pumpkin. My daughters you must meet!” Poor Peter heaved his hefty bulk, waddling away, following behind the farmer so he would not stray. They traveled rather quickly, and soon they reached the house. The daughters saw the pumpkin and grew quiet as a mouse. The silence lasted just until at last one daughter spoke, “A pumpkin with two legs? Is this some kind of joke?” Her father knelt beside her and whispered in her ear, “Do not be afraid, my child. You’ve not a thing to fear. We can carve a lantern. It will be your Halloween treat. Then we can make lots of pumpkin pies for us to eat. Peter trembled and grew chill to hear their horrid plan. Jumping out the door, he yelled, “Catch me if you can!” He ran into the pastures. Then he tumbled down a hill. As he rolled he bumped into the couple, Jack and Jill! “Oh dear me,” cried Peter, “I do not wish to be a lantern for this Halloween. Please, can you both help me!” Jack and Jill then led him to the land of Nursery Rhymes. His sad fate has now been told to children many times. For he ran across a guy named Peter Pumpkin EATER. Maybe you can guess now what became of our poor Peter! Written by Andrea Dietrich and Jan Allison, for the Halloween Co-Writes Poetry Contest of Diane Locksley