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Plumber - Be Warned Its a Poop Poem

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My toilet was blocked, what a bummer I texted Curtis, he’s a plumber He got out his long rod Gave my blockage a prod If lucky t’will be fixed by summer! The plumber has read a food thesis Why faeces aren’t falling to pieces If you go the whole hog You will poop a bog log Our diets needs more oils and greases! Occupation chosen Plumber Limerick's poetry Contest by Joseph May syllable count 9.9.6.6.9 both poems checked with how many syllables 1/4/19

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Jack Horne

Date: 1/29/2019 3:25:00 PM

LMAO, soooo glad to see this was a top winner - LOVE it

Line Gauthier

Date: 1/12/2019 4:48:00 PM

Very educational, Jan. Congrats on your win.

Jan Allison
Date: 1/13/2019 1:20:00 PM

Thanks so much Line:-) hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 1/10/2019 3:59:00 PM

G'day Jan … a constipated dunny. Throw a packet of laxatives down there. That works for me - thanks again Jan - Lindsay

Jan Allison
Date: 1/13/2019 1:20:00 PM

lol thanks Lindsay:-) hugs Jan xx

Damian Keady

Date: 1/7/2019 6:13:00 PM

So good Jan.. and so very funny and such good words, to release the turds.. DAMO :-) x

Jan Allison
Date: 1/7/2019 6:30:00 PM

Some folk find my poop poems distasteful - well tough I will always try and make folk laugh and if its about poop then so be it:-) words and turds rhyme so brilliantly lol:-) hugs jan xx

Robert Allison

Date: 1/6/2019 11:35:00 PM

I like your poem, it's all natural :-) Maybe it was caused by all the chocolate from your Chocoholic poem lol. Check out mine called My Bad Day, it was posted today (written in 2014). It's about a former co-worker who talked poop about my wife and the poopy consequences (if I'd had my way about it) lol. Can't wait to read some more of your works. Have a great day.

Jan Allison
Date: 1/7/2019 2:47:00 AM

LOL Robert:-) hugs Jan xx

Curtis Moorman

Date: 1/6/2019 7:47:00 PM

Congrats, Jan! This guy, Curtis, must be one heck of a plumber and, he has a good name. lol

Jan Allison
Date: 1/6/2019 7:48:00 PM

ha ha ha thanks Curtis lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 1/6/2019 3:57:00 PM

Plumbing is the one people were liking. So far, as I read the list, I am the only one who chose poet!!

Jan Allison
Date: 1/6/2019 3:58:00 PM

I saw other poet poems but they didn't place, hugs jan xx

Tom Cunningham

Date: 1/6/2019 3:56:00 PM

The way things are going water companies are going to have to put in bigger pipes lol. Congrats Jan. Tom.

Jan Allison
Date: 1/6/2019 3:59:00 PM

lol I agree tom :-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 1/6/2019 3:56:00 PM

Good one, my clever limerick friend!! Congrats on your win.

Jan Allison
Date: 1/6/2019 3:58:00 PM

thanks Andrea:-) hugs jan xx

Robert L. Hinshaw

Date: 1/6/2019 3:13:00 PM

I knew this one would be a top winner. Honored to share 2d place with you! - Bob

Jan Allison
Date: 1/6/2019 3:17:00 PM

Thanks Bob I'm delighted to be on the list :-) hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y.

Date: 1/6/2019 2:01:00 PM

Hi Jan, I'm just coming back to say congratulations on a well deserved:-) Alexis

Jan Allison
Date: 1/6/2019 2:07:00 PM

Thanks Alexis I am delighted to see you on the list too:-):-) hugs Jan xx

Janice Canerdy

Date: 1/6/2019 1:26:00 PM

CONGRATULATIONS on your well-deserved win! Janice

Jan Allison
Date: 1/6/2019 1:31:00 PM

Thanks Janice I;m flushed with success:-) hugs jan xx

Pat Adams

Date: 1/6/2019 10:01:00 AM

Well that's a dump for you, I guess. You never know for sure what might come out! Very funny, and well written. A winner in my book! In case you are wondering, I have the weekend off so I am catching up on my poetry reading!.............patrick

Jan Allison
Date: 1/6/2019 11:22:00 AM

thanks Pat its always a pleasure to see you:-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 1/5/2019 7:05:00 PM

Love this...funny and practical...practically funny or proctologist funny. Sorry all clogged up. I guess I’m being kinda a butt...lol

Jan Allison
Date: 1/5/2019 7:08:00 PM

ha ha ha Kim a very witty comment:-) hugs Jan xx

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 1/5/2019 3:37:00 PM

bog log....this had me roaring with laughter Jan and I'm not really a poopy person! xxoo : )

Jan Allison
Date: 1/5/2019 3:50:00 PM

lol Connie I woke up with that poem in my head and wrote a couple of lines of the first poem and finally finished it last night, glad I made you smile:-) hugs Jan xx

Constance La France

Date: 1/5/2019 1:00:00 PM

Jan what a great limerick for the contest, best of luck !

Jan Allison
Date: 1/5/2019 2:25:00 PM

Thanks Constance:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 1/5/2019 8:52:00 AM

- Curtis, has a "shit job" :))) - ... my last is about a small fart :))) - ... anyway, we all have different humor ... I like yours, Jan :) - Happy weekend :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 1/5/2019 10:29:00 AM

ha ha ha love that comment Anne-lise and many congrats on the real sunshine smile getting potd:-) hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso

Date: 1/5/2019 1:24:00 AM

Loved this, I see with a good plumber you can flush a lot of crap from soup down the drain!!!!!! LOL

Jan Allison
Date: 1/5/2019 8:41:00 AM

lol Art. I will never stop trying to make folk smile so the poop will continue to flow:-) hugs jan xx

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 1/4/2019 10:27:00 PM

HI Jan, Reminds me of my "Poop" poem I posted a couple of months ago - a plumber is a toilet specialist we need him! LOL LOL Jan, Well penned and good luck. Jennifer.

Jan Allison
Date: 1/5/2019 8:40:00 AM

Yes plumbers will never be out of work, nor will undertakers!:-) hugs Jan xx

Kyle Kriticos

Date: 1/4/2019 8:44:00 PM

LOLLLLL I’m laughing my butt off over here you’re too funny! Well done !

Jan Allison
Date: 1/5/2019 8:40:00 AM

Thanks Kyle not every one appreciates my style lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Robert L. Hinshaw

Date: 1/4/2019 6:58:00 PM

This beauty made my evening, Jan - LOLs! At least your plumber doesn't show his cheeks to get the job done in the picture like my plumber Cletus! I expect to see your plumber at the top o' the winners list. Bob

Jan Allison
Date: 1/4/2019 7:02:00 PM

I loved the name Cletus lol. i wrote another poem for the contest but saw others writing about poop and well... you know the rest I just couldn't resist:-) hugs jan xx

Gary Smith

Date: 1/4/2019 4:37:00 PM

Great limericks Jan. :)

Jan Allison
Date: 1/4/2019 4:51:00 PM

Cheers Gary:-) hugs Jan xx

Tania Kitchin

Date: 1/4/2019 4:25:00 PM

Ha ha, great limerick Jan!

Jan Allison
Date: 1/4/2019 4:51:00 PM

thanks Tania:-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham

Date: 1/4/2019 3:38:00 PM

Jan,You'll flush away the competition with this lol. Good luck. Tom.

Jan Allison
Date: 1/4/2019 4:51:00 PM

would be great to be at the top of the pile Tom!:-) hugs Jan xx

Gershon Wolf

Date: 1/4/2019 3:12:00 PM

Jan, can you email a copy of this guy's thesis? I couldn't find it online. I'd love to read it...Just make sure to label it: Handle with care (if you dare). LOL. Great 'stuff!' :) gw

Jan Allison
Date: 1/4/2019 4:50:00 PM

ha ha ha love that comment Gershon Its published under the headline poop scoop lol:-) hugs Jan