Pledging Poetic Collaboration

Pledging poetic collaboration... (alternatively titled: putting iambic pentameter feet put in mouth) (Spanning across internet) analogous to accept marital vow (after blind date contestants meet courtesy bachelor/bachelorette), though each of us never met mutual (of Omaha) accord consonant with me... you bet your sweet bippy - Laugh-In debt ode to comedians Dan Rowan and Dick Martin, no secret at feeling flattered, though please dismiss ambition to covet (at least just yet), yours truly adopted as house pet argh... that beastly consummation beset with challenge unsure weaken duet, not absolutely necessary to whet our respective appetites and asset with words, quite obvious twas love at first twenty six let hors d'oeuvres suffice me not here to exploit nor profit concerning joint capitalistic venture, whereby each of us signatory contributing authors to beget consensual reasonable rhyme or not, yours truly doth deduce tenet heavily to embark impossible mission analogous good luck bouquet to whomever doth cachet more to the point, a whim woke to assuage concupiscence, cuz I gotta get get preposterous simply to craft kismet likened to kid in candy store lit with excitement at sweet nuggets mouth watering treats to offset eating healthy vegetarian omelet bloated overstuffed oaf think piglet blessedly to young for slaughterhouse five according to Kurt Vonnegut, a fate far worse than death and taxes now living in lap of luxury... ah..., that's the ticket, or perchance donning crown as kinglet within safe porcine haven hamlet whereat smart creatures use Telnet and toilet, rather than pollute fields and/or streams.