Caren Krutsinger Poet Light Verse

Please Officer

The egg came and grabbed me, out of bed.
Shook me awake, smacked my sweet head.
Demanded to know what I had seen.
I plead the fifth, afraid of his mean.

I acted innocent, but it did not convince.
He batted me a bunch, made me wince.
So I am here officer, to simply plead and beg.
I need some back up, to get rid of this egg.

The seasoned officer sat back in his chair,
Lit a cigar, acted like he did not even care.
Aren’t you the same one? He finally asked.
Who wanted us to arrest a balloon in the past?

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Christy Edgley November 20, 2018 at 1:19 PM LOL Caren Krutsinger November 20, 2018 at 2:20 PM Thank you. I always appreciate the stop bys and the comments.

Bernard Chan November 20, 2018 at 1:06 PM I love your quirky sense of humour, Caren. Enjoyed :) Caren Krutsinger November 20, 2018 at 1:07 PM Thank you Bernard. I was looking at 4 renegade balloons today while I was devouring some naughty eggs.

Warren Doll November 20, 2018 at 8:25 AM So, so funny, Caren. I enjoyed it very much.~ Warren Caren Krutsinger November 20, 2018 at 1:08 PM Thank you Warren. I am in a very funny mood today.

Kim Rodrigues November 20, 2018 at 6:49 AM LOL! Caren Krutsinger November 20, 2018 at 7:36 AM I really liked it as it came into my head. Thanks Kim.

Heidi Sands November 20, 2018 at 6:22 AM Funny Caren. Creatively written. Thanks for the laugh today :) Caren Krutsinger November 20, 2018 at 7:37 AM You are more than welcome, Heidi. Any time.