Please Let Me Out

A blast of gas she squeezed from her butt,
I couldn't breathe,I couldn't see,
And all of the windows were shut.
She confessed to me of  what it could be
All those baked beans and meat pie.
I had to escape,I had to leave soon,
Or I'm sure that I would die.
I tried for the door to make my escape
But my wife was in my way.
I don't get gas very often like this,
So this is payback day.
She was laughing and crying,
While I thought I was dying.
From the smell that she squeezed from her butt.

29/9/2021
May the gas be with you farts part2
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Cloyd Avatar
February 15, 2024 at 10:59 AM
This one had me laughing through it. I have been in a comparable situation but with no way out/road trip.
Fowler Avatar
October 21, 2021 at 10:23 AM
I had a good laugh out of this one Simon. Thanks!
James Avatar
October 3, 2021 at 1:53 PM
Are you ok now Simon lol. Made me chuckle your poem. Good luck in the contest. Emilia : )
Hamill Avatar
October 3, 2021 at 3:54 PM
Hi Emilia.lol.yes the smells gone now.haha.i like doing daft poems. Glad it made you chuckle.be good.lol.simon:-):-)
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