Plastic Holiday

Christmas trees made of flimsy plastic
No thanks, Santa, I'm not that drastic
  Predecorated trees? No!
  Don't want a Christmas "to go"
This tinsel nightmare is fantastic

Salvation Army man rings his bell
Hoping apathy he will dispel
  The reason for this season
  To forget seems like treason
As we watch store owners pockets swell

The three wise men had it right you see
Worshipped a babe, not a tinsel tree
  Omit the nativity
  And create a travesty
Commercialized Christmas:  Not for me



Entry for the Commercialized Holiday Humor contest

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010



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Date: 12/31/2010 4:49:00 PM
that's right...it's all about the 3 wiseguys paying the real Godfather a visit
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Date: 12/9/2010 8:45:00 PM
I don't know how i am missing all these contest winners. I don't see my congrats on is one either. but you are very good with lmericks. Keep up the good work. Andrea
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Date: 11/30/2010 8:23:00 AM
Enjoyed this poem on the commercialized holiday. I am into the Christmas season at work and it is a busy time. Good luck on the contest. God Bless Phyl
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Date: 11/29/2010 2:29:00 PM
Many congratulations on your win Diane, in Carolyn's fine contest with this wonderful entry, well deserved >> James
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Date: 11/29/2010 12:19:00 PM
Congratulations on your win in Carolyn's Contest, Diane!! So true! Love, Audrey
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Date: 11/29/2010 5:32:00 AM
Congratulations Diane on your win in the "Commercialized Holiday Humor" contest sponsored by Carolyn Devonshire. Love, Carol
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Date: 11/28/2010 9:53:00 PM
Christmas for the masses. Congratulations on your 3rd place win. Love, Joyce
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Date: 11/28/2010 8:12:00 PM
Me either, Diane. Great write and congrats on your well deserved win. Dan C
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Date: 11/28/2010 4:36:00 PM
Cool, Diane. Excellent. congrats on your fine win. I like your poetry style
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Date: 11/28/2010 4:34:00 PM
VERY well done with this challenge, Diane. GOOD FOR YOU!! I liked it a lot. LUv, Andrea
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Date: 11/28/2010 12:52:00 PM
Congratulations on your win..Sara
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Date: 11/28/2010 10:59:00 AM
Worshipped a babe, not a tinsel tree. I love the witty and truth of this line, Diane. "Congratulations" a plastic Saviour? Not for me either! "Congratulations" on your worthy poem's recognition. Agape, Moses
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Date: 11/28/2010 7:17:00 AM
Perfect limerick form and great use of sarcasm. Congratulations on your win! Love, Carolyn
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Date: 11/24/2010 2:38:00 PM
wonderful Diane, enjoyed every limerick with a smile here,..p.d.
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Date: 11/22/2010 8:24:00 PM
A great entry, Diana, Good luck in the contest!
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Date: 11/17/2010 4:12:00 PM
This here write ought to get a rise ! *smiles* I'm all with you Diane ! Great write,,,much love, james
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Date: 11/16/2010 8:08:00 AM
Obviously, Diane, you are not a "ballplayer" I try not to be, so your poem has reminded me of the "why" of Christmas. Good show! Love, Dave
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Date: 11/15/2010 7:12:00 PM
Outstanding entry, Diane. Right on. Awesome write. Good luck. xxxRalph
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Date: 11/15/2010 2:54:00 PM
Kool triple Limerick Diane, with Christmas round the corner it will be Santa writes in abundance. Good luck in the contest >> James :)
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Date: 11/15/2010 6:17:00 AM
Quite a realistic expressions on the commercialized holiday.. with this nice expression Omit the nativity and create a travesty, Diane
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Date: 11/14/2010 9:23:00 PM
a tangy, witty write, diane! good luck.. here's a sample of pablo neruda's poem.. and thanks for the ode comment , huggs, nette ---- Tell me, is the rose naked or is that her only dress? Why do trees conceal the splendor of their roots? Who hears the regrets of the thieving automobile? Is there anything in the world sadder than a train standing in the rain?
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Date: 11/14/2010 8:19:00 PM
love it, good job on this entry, good luck
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Date: 11/14/2010 5:32:00 PM
Hey I love it, Diane ! what a marvelous write! So succinct. You grabbed it all in this triple! If I may critique.....there is only one little thing wrong with it.........I didn't write it!!! Gotta be a winner
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Date: 11/14/2010 5:01:00 PM
great poem and so true!! wish the gifts had been another holiday.
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Date: 11/14/2010 4:34:00 PM
NICELY done, Diane and I hope this places well. Good title too. OH, and yes, Sara Teasdale killed herself with sleeping pills after her divorce and her father's death. Luv,Andrea
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