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Plastic Flowers For My Sweet Pd

If I gave you them - you’d  probably kill me.... but you could re-use them on my grave!

To PD
From JA

Contest: Melt my heart with just one line
Sponsor PD
Written on 11th Feb 2016

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Dr. Upma A. Sharma

February 16, 2016 at 12:30 AM

How lovely Jan.. off beat n emotive.. no wonder it is a great win.. big congrats!

Jan Allison

February 16, 2016 at 1:21 AM

Thanks Dr Sharma:-) hugs Jan xx

Vladislav Raven

February 15, 2016 at 9:38 PM

A nice little bit of fun there Jan, i do like it. Congratulations on your placement in Linda's contest....MIKE.

Jan Allison

February 16, 2016 at 1:21 AM

Thanks Mike:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

February 14, 2016 at 6:57 PM

Yours was fantastic humor, Jan. Glad to see this on the list.

Jan Allison

February 15, 2016 at 1:25 PM

Thanks Andrea I was glad Linda could see the humour in this one:-) hugs Jan xx

Joseph May

February 14, 2016 at 12:17 PM

Congrats on your win Jan

Jan Allison

February 14, 2016 at 12:20 PM

Many thanks Joseph:-) hugs Jan xx

Kp Nunez

February 14, 2016 at 8:10 AM

Back to Congratulate you and greet you with....Have a great Sunday, Jan! ;-) hugs

Jan Allison

February 14, 2016 at 9:57 AM

Thanks Kim Happy Valentine's Day hope you have a fun day:-) hugs jan xx

Paul Callus

February 14, 2016 at 4:55 AM

Congratulations, Jan! Glad to see that Linda enjoyed your entry! Happy Valentine's Day:) Hugs // paul

Jan Allison

February 14, 2016 at 6:51 AM

I'm relieved! :-) hugs Jan xx

Lin Lane

February 14, 2016 at 4:53 AM

Well done, and a haha.

Jan Allison

February 14, 2016 at 6:51 AM

Thanks Lin:-) hugs Jan xx

Beautiful Scars

February 13, 2016 at 9:04 PM

Aha lady Jan!! You're the best! The most clever one in the contest, you're very gifted as always!!! *hugs* -luloo

Jan Allison

February 14, 2016 at 6:51 AM

Thanks LuLoo:-) I write and hope people enjoy my humour:-) hugs Jan xx

Poet Destroyer A

February 13, 2016 at 8:53 PM

Jan, Congratulations on your wonderful win. Thank you for melting my heart with your one liner. Stop by my latest blog "HOT AIR," if you'd like to view the lovely VALENTINES card I pinned for all the winning poems on my list. LOVE ~The Poet Destroyer~

Jan Allison

February 14, 2016 at 6:50 AM

Thanks for placing me in your contest Linda I had fun with this theme:-) hugs Jan xx

White Sage

February 12, 2016 at 10:03 AM

this is...i don't know how to qualify it lol...i hope PD will like it lol

Jan Allison

February 12, 2016 at 1:01 PM

I hope its funny but also a bit sad lol:-) hugs jan xx

Elaine George

February 12, 2016 at 6:58 AM

HALARIOUS! THANKS FOR MAKING MY DAY, JAN.

Jan Allison

February 12, 2016 at 7:14 AM

I just hope Linda finds it funny or it's N/A for me lol:-) hugs jan xx

Maurice Rigoler

February 11, 2016 at 6:42 PM

Hahaha! Sounds like something from my mother's mouth! When I bought her roses (and they weren't cheap) she'd chide me for the expense, then advise me next time to buy plastic ones Why? Because they'd last so much longer! Oh well, best in the contest. / M

Jan Allison

February 12, 2016 at 3:21 AM

ha ha ha Maurice I love that comment:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

February 11, 2016 at 3:32 PM

hahaha. HIlarious, Jan. Love it!!!

Jan Allison

February 11, 2016 at 3:44 PM

Not sure it will place Andrea but I had fun:-) hugs jan xx

Paul Callus

February 11, 2016 at 1:48 PM

Great wit, Jan..by far outshines these plastic flowers:) Enjoyed Carrie's comment, too:) Hugs // paul

Jan Allison

February 11, 2016 at 1:49 PM

I hope PD likes the humour Paul:-) hugs jan xx

Kp Nunez

February 11, 2016 at 12:04 PM

So funny! Mine's dark, per request...All the best, Jan! hugs

Jan Allison

February 11, 2016 at 1:33 PM

Thanks Kim I write and hope PD likes the humour:-) hugs jan xx

Eric Boddie

February 11, 2016 at 10:45 AM

jan you should be on stage because your words do amaze because of the comedic blaze of your words, just to turn a phrase....;)

Jan Allison

February 11, 2016 at 11:42 AM

Thanks for the fun comment Eric:-) hugs Jan xx

James Inman

February 11, 2016 at 9:07 AM

Love it!! Great write, Jan. I literally LOLed!!

Jan Allison

February 11, 2016 at 9:44 AM

Hope PD sees the funny side lol:-) hugs jan xx

Lin Lane

February 11, 2016 at 4:48 AM

FAKE flowers...how apropos! I love it, Jan.

Jan Allison

February 11, 2016 at 9:46 AM

I would be mortified if i got given plastic flowers lol just had visions of being hit over the head with them - found the image and thought it was so funny:-) hugs Jan xx