Phantom of the Oprah

Oprah made a mistake, Invited the Phantom to her show, Well, damn, wouldn't you know, He entered on a lowered chandeliere, Masked, in fine voice, I think she then doubted her choice, A certain sinister air about him A madman, the opposite side of The same coin, housing genius On the other...so closely interwined they are... For the first time, Oprah Did not know what to say, But the Phantom had things to sing, This would be his day... The masked face was a phenom He swept all others away Sadly, he will not replace her, He hates the light of day.