Pay the Piper

She sat on her butt for a year 
Eating cookies, pretzels and beer
Now  looked at the scale
And started to wail
God, look at the size of my rear 



for Carolyn's contest
Sadly, a true story

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010



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Date: 5/27/2010 10:58:00 AM
Great write Barb. Congrats on your win in the contest! Dan C
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Date: 5/26/2010 5:23:00 PM
Congratulations Barbara, on your fifth place, agape, Moses
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Date: 5/26/2010 12:39:00 PM
Congrats BG on your big win in the Bulge contest with this great write.. enjoy your win.. luv.. Linda-Marie
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Date: 5/26/2010 10:17:00 AM
If we could see ourselves as others see us. Congratulations. Love, Joyce
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Date: 5/26/2010 9:36:00 AM
Isn't that the way it goes? Had a great laugh and want to wish you congratulations on your success in the contest! Love, carolyn
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Date: 5/25/2010 2:11:00 PM
i ment, no lady friends. not offeneded. yours john
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Date: 5/23/2010 5:31:00 PM
Another great entry ! I'm glad I did stop in ! james
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Date: 5/23/2010 10:01:00 AM
HAHAHA! Loved it! GL in the contest!
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Date: 5/23/2010 2:49:00 AM
It is though a sad story but full of humor, Barbara' Read mine for a diagnose.
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Date: 5/22/2010 4:16:00 PM
got a chuckle out of this fun limerick! BG! jimbo
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Date: 5/22/2010 3:24:00 PM
Like Rooster Cogburn once said, "Reminds me of me!" (Not the She part) Good luck in the contest. Dan C ps. Thanks for your comments on my work.
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Date: 5/22/2010 2:08:00 PM
well done BARBARA< good luck,..p.d.
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Date: 5/22/2010 1:49:00 PM
Factual Very truthfull Disappearing now All too painful ! Very good !
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Date: 5/22/2010 1:37:00 PM
FUNNY WRITE
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Date: 5/22/2010 12:43:00 PM
your not making any friends with this one
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Date: 5/22/2010 12:35:00 PM
A cookie kool Limerick Barbara, good luck in Carolyn's contest. I'm of to get fat, haha >> James
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Date: 5/22/2010 12:29:00 PM
Haaaaa! your title says it all, Barbara, that's the only way, the piper must be fed! Carolyn's got her work cut out for her judging from the ones I've read. Good luck. Agape, moses
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Date: 5/22/2010 12:18:00 PM
LOL......Too Funny.....Awesome Barbara.....Larry
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