Oxymoron Newsflash:

"EARLY TONIGHT, according to HEAR SAY, things got PRETTY UGLY when a SINGLE GROUP of HELLS ANGELS became SIMPLY IMPOSSIBLE to control during an ALL OUT MINOR CATASTROPHE at the MICROSOFT WORKS sponsored MEXI-CALI JUMBO SHRIMP Festival“. (in a strange way, this type of wishy-washy lingo reminds me of our lovely National news)

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Nick Bagnall

Date: 11/18/2011 5:48:00 AM

Nicely thought through, thanks for reading 'loads' of my stuff, I think you might enjoy Daisy Chain if you get 5 minutes to look

Nancy Jones

Date: 10/15/2011 7:16:00 PM

me too, glad i don't watch it much. Beauty eve to ya~N

Kabuteng P.Ink K.

Date: 7/18/2011 8:34:00 AM

What an insanely witty poem this is! This was such a cool hot-off-the-press umm, mind read :) Thanks for sharing :D

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 7/14/2011 6:50:00 PM

So are you saying Microsoft doesn't "work" then? hahaha. Was this a real headline you found somewhere? A very fun post from you, Joey.

Carol Sunshine Brown

Date: 7/14/2011 10:17:00 AM

Enjoying reading the very diverse poetry here today. I am happy to see you have shared a bit of your excellent writing with us today JSL. Heres hoping you have a wonderful day. Love, Carol

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

Date: 7/14/2011 9:15:00 AM

excellent JS.. we have not had a contest on this oxymoron for quite a while and this one would do well in winners circle luv.. fantabulous!