Oxymoron Newsflash:

"EARLY TONIGHT, according to HEAR SAY, things got PRETTY UGLY when a SINGLE GROUP of HELLS
ANGELS became SIMPLY IMPOSSIBLE to control during an ALL OUT MINOR CATASTROPHE at the
MICROSOFT WORKS sponsored MEXI-CALI JUMBO SHRIMP Festival“.


(in a strange way, this type of wishy-washy lingo reminds me of our lovely National news)
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Bagnall Avatar
November 18, 2011 at 5:48 AM
Nicely thought through, thanks for reading 'loads' of my stuff, I think you might enjoy Daisy Chain if you get 5 minutes to look
Jones Avatar
October 15, 2011 at 7:16 PM
me too, glad i don't watch it much. Beauty eve to ya~N
K. Avatar
July 18, 2011 at 8:34 AM
What an insanely witty poem this is! This was such a cool hot-off-the-press umm, mind read :) Thanks for sharing :D
Dietrich Avatar
July 14, 2011 at 6:50 PM
So are you saying Microsoft doesn't "work" then? hahaha. Was this a real headline you found somewhere? A very fun post from you, Joey.
Brown Avatar
July 14, 2011 at 10:17 AM
Enjoying reading the very diverse poetry here today. I am happy to see you have shared a bit of your excellent writing with us today JSL. Heres hoping you have a wonderful day. Love, Carol
Sweetheart Avatar
July 14, 2011 at 9:15 AM
excellent JS.. we have not had a contest on this oxymoron for quite a while and this one would do well in winners circle luv.. fantabulous!
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