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OXY-GUYS

OXY-GUYS



Oxydimwits  believe  in lovers slimming with diet  cheeseburgers

Oxybuffoons  ask in the supermarket for water lite for their girlfriend

Oxyfools    are   cowboys riding after a herd of mavericks to prove their love

Oxyidiots   believe that if we’re drunk   we don’t need condoms.

Oxycretins  think  their girl-friend will say – ok just wipe your nose on your sleeve

Oxymorons  think that the marriage is null-and-void if the shotguns were not loaded




Boxymorons are morons with rather squat shapes to love like Naomi Campbell

Foxymorons have rather sexy shapes like Barry White

Moxymorons  are very brave morons willing to have a reunion party of all hubby’s  ex-lovers

Poxymorons  are diseased morons, with Herpes Simplex, or even Herpes Duplex 

Soxymorons are Boston baseball fan morons judging a man by the size of his bat

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011




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Date: 2/22/2011 7:47:00 AM
Congratulations Sydney on your win in Kristen Bruni's contest "Oxymoronica". Love, Carol
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Date: 2/9/2011 4:40:00 PM
A very witty write. Congratulations on winning in the contest.
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Date: 2/1/2011 2:41:00 PM
Congrats Syd on your super win in Kristen's contest with this terrific write and entry luv.. enjoy another sweet success with a dynamic and original piece ...
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Date: 2/1/2011 4:28:00 AM
Congratulations on the fifth place win in the contest , Sydney
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Date: 1/18/2011 12:58:00 PM
BRAVO, Syd!! Love them all! I guess my favories are the definitions for oxymorons and soxymorons. Very punny, my friend. Best wishes in the oxymoronic contest. Love, Carolyn
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Date: 1/17/2011 7:54:00 AM
EXCELLENT Syd on the difficult contest ..good luck though this is one of the very best I have recently read luv.. u nailed them all so well.. with luv..
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