Oxy-Guys

OXY-GUYS Oxydimwits believe in lovers slimming with diet cheeseburgers Oxybuffoons ask in the supermarket for water lite for their girlfriend Oxyfools are cowboys riding after a herd of mavericks to prove their love Oxyidiots believe that if we’re drunk we don’t need condoms. Oxycretins think their girl-friend will say – ok just wipe your nose on your sleeve Oxymorons think that the marriage is null-and-void if the shotguns were not loaded Boxymorons are morons with rather squat shapes to love like Naomi Campbell Foxymorons have rather sexy shapes like Barry White Moxymorons are very brave morons willing to have a reunion party of all hubby’s ex-lovers Poxymorons are diseased morons, with Herpes Simplex, or even Herpes Duplex Soxymorons are Boston baseball fan morons judging a man by the size of his bat