Out of the Mouths of Babes.

Mom took me to the Mall to buy cloths for the school but i was rather silly, in fact i was a fool. Instead of holding on to mommies outstretched hand. I kept letting it go and in trouble i did land. Before the escalator i gave a stifled yawn and in a millisecond my mommy she was gone. The crowd enveloped me, then without a doubt. I found myself alone and gave a cry and shout. With all the noise i made the staff soon knew my plight, and i was taken up to an office out of sight. Where i was asked my name and then i said my age, told they would find my mom with just a simple page. So i was reassured, "don"t worry little Mike, but we have to ask what"s your mommy like?" "Big cocks and whisky sours" our little Mike replied. The staff all burst out laughing the Manager, he just sighed.