Only 29

Had another birthday wow thats 29 You would think by now i would toe the line Nope thats just impossible i love to jump and shout Swing on the children's swings  When the park keepers not about The slide still looks so inviting Can remember on a previous trip When coming down that blinking slide Heard an awful rip Knew without looking was filled with despair By the feel of cold metal my ??? was bare Getting home was difficult Trying to keep my modesty intact Walking with back nearest the wall Was not an easy act. It was a cold night snow was on the ground Serves me right, leave things alone when the parkies not around. Even with such a reminder I view the playground with awe Can i swing high enough to go right over the bar? Well a girl has to try it, don't you agree Fell off as i knew i would badly  grazed my knee But i did it, I swung myself so high Felt like a bird flying in the sky Was then I let go, silly girl i thought, As head went bang knocked myself out But a look of delight came over my face Not a sign of a rip in this pretty lace But this is the last time i will play on these things Cos next year I'm 30 too old for slides and swings Hmmm will have to think about that one, today is just fine, Can have another sneaky go, cos I am still 29.