One Two Many

Once a week, like clockwork
McGee goes to the Pub
The barman smiles and asks him
"What can I get you, Bub"

McGee with three fingers up
Shouts out "Just three beers"
The barman serves them up
Nods his head,as he says "Cheer"

Every single Sunday
McGee buys just three rounds
Sits in silent vigil
And drinks all of them down

Now, the barman got quiet curious
Asked, "Why'd you order three
One at a time, would keep them cool"
He recommended to McGee
  

McGee said "Well, One's for me
And those two, for me brothers
It's been, thirty years today
That we haven't seen each other"

So we devised a ritual
That ties us like a tether 
We each go to our local pub
To have a pint together 

The barman, thought that quaint 
Said, "Then I'll leave you here alone
Just holler if you need me"
As McGee sipped on the foam

The very next week, McGee comes in
And sits down on the stool
The barman said "Three beers , my friend"
McGee replied, "Just two"

The barman was in shock
As he brought McGee his drinks
He watched McGee chug them down
As he saw the old man wink

"I'm sorry for your loss"
Said the barman so sincere 
"One brother must have passed away,
For you ordered, just two beers"

McGee let out a sigh,
"Oh, is that what you are thinking"
Both me brothers are just fine,
It's Me, I gave up drinking"
Copyright © | Year Posted 2014

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Cadet Avatar
October 24, 2016 at 9:13 AM
Thank you for sharing -- this is so clever...It brought a smile to my face. W.
Schneiter Avatar
July 26, 2014 at 7:09 AM
Sheer delight with a killer punch line. Exceptionally well done, Jerry. Blessings.
A. Sharma Avatar
July 18, 2014 at 11:38 AM
Fun time Jerry ,, great one!
Curtis Avatar
July 18, 2014 at 1:47 PM
Thanks Doc
Smith Avatar
July 18, 2014 at 8:31 AM
I remember this one..very funny
Curtis Avatar
July 18, 2014 at 1:47 PM
This one is one of my favorites. Some jokes are just to long to rewrite. Thanks Tim
Nehls Avatar
July 18, 2014 at 7:37 AM
I bet you've got thousands of stories, Jerry. I enjoy reading your poetry a lot because you have got the rhyme and meter mastered, my friend. Have you ever thought of expanding on these poems and writing some short stories or books. Well anyway, you've got some great characters and you present your stories wonderfully..... Robert.
Curtis Avatar
July 18, 2014 at 1:47 PM
Thanks Robert, I have written some originals, but lately I have just borrowing old Irish jokes and putting them to rhyme. I glad the members enjoy them.
Nance Avatar
July 18, 2014 at 6:51 AM
haha funny
Curtis Avatar
July 18, 2014 at 1:47 PM
Thanks Cas
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