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Once Owned By a Bird

Once Owned By A Bird To me whole thing was completely absurd; Was the weirdest thing I ever had heard; Final result, Total insult; Trump has a brain once owned by a bird. Jim Horn Trump Far Out of Reach When President Trump is far out of reach, What we should always do is to impeach; To us had occurred, Completely absurd; As President must come to flying screech. Jim Horn Something That I Know There is something that I do know; God hangs on to us not letting go; Hand in hand, Which is grand, Regardless of severity of the blow. Jim Horn Look at it this way for a second. I have written almost 4,800 poems. When I reach 5,000, my goal, that will be 100 poems for each State in the United States. I think that this is quite a goal to achieve. What do you think? I have even been called Master of Limericks. Sounds like some sort of degree to me. Experience That Had Been Humbling Trump being President has been humbling; Experience that proved to be so troubling; On us does grow; A complete *****; Became an idiot mumbling and bumbling. Jim Horn Trump Does Not Belong Remember when things always went wrong; Even though with us brought Trump along; Out of touch, Very much; White House is where he DOES NOT belong. Jim Horn Evangelical and Angelical She already did seem so angelical; Met and eloped with an Evangelical; A new distortion, Of anti-abortion; Divorced due to knot in her umbilical. Jim Horn Appeared To Be Adverse All we allowed appeared to be adverse, So God did decide to give us a discurse; Was a wealth, Of great health; Removed sins and us back started to nurse. Jim Horn Latitude for All of Your Gratitude Be sure and allow a lot of latitude, To make room for all your gratitude; After my poems have further viewed, Hope they will settle the family feud; Out from a whale much water spewed, Until all of us had been finally rescued; Please pass salt and try not be rude; All of my poems away were shooed. Jim Horn Limerick and Mimic I may be master of my limerick; Many times they tried to mimic; Did read again; Blood ran thin, Had started making yourself sick. Jim Horn Many politicians will have to blame, For the way my life soon became; Extremely poor; Have no more; Like mine hope their's is the same. Jim Horn

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