Once Owned By a Bird
Once Owned By A Bird
To me whole thing was completely absurd;
Was the weirdest thing I ever had heard;
Final result,
Total insult;
Trump has a brain once owned by a bird.
Jim Horn
Trump Far Out of Reach
When President Trump is far out of reach,
What we should always do is to impeach;
To us had occurred,
Completely absurd;
As President must come to flying screech.
Jim Horn
Something That I Know
There is something that I do know;
God hangs on to us not letting go;
Hand in hand,
Which is grand,
Regardless of severity of the blow.
Jim Horn
Look at it this way for a second.
I have written almost 4,800 poems.
When I reach 5,000, my goal, that
will be 100 poems for each State
in the United States. I think that
this is quite a goal to achieve.
What do you think? I have even
been called Master of Limericks.
Sounds like some sort of degree
to me.
Experience That Had Been Humbling
Trump being President has been humbling;
Experience that proved to be so troubling;
On us does grow;
A complete *****;
Became an idiot mumbling and bumbling.
Jim Horn
Trump Does Not Belong
Remember when things always went wrong;
Even though with us brought Trump along;
Out of touch,
Very much;
White House is where he DOES NOT belong.
Jim Horn
Evangelical and Angelical
She already did seem so angelical;
Met and eloped with an Evangelical;
A new distortion,
Of anti-abortion;
Divorced due to knot in her umbilical.
Jim Horn
Appeared To Be Adverse
All we allowed appeared to be adverse,
So God did decide to give us a discurse;
Was a wealth,
Of great health;
Removed sins and us back started to nurse.
Jim Horn
Latitude for All of Your Gratitude
Be sure and allow a lot of latitude,
To make room for all your gratitude;
After my poems have further viewed,
Hope they will settle the family feud;
Out from a whale much water spewed,
Until all of us had been finally rescued;
Please pass salt and try not be rude;
All of my poems away were shooed.
Jim Horn
Limerick and Mimic
I may be master of my limerick;
Many times they tried to mimic;
Did read again;
Blood ran thin,
Had started making yourself sick.
Jim Horn
Many politicians will have to blame,
For the way my life soon became;
Extremely poor;
Have no more;
Like mine hope their's is the same.
Jim Horn
Copyright © James Horn | Year Posted 2017
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