On the subject of BORROWED DESCRIPTIONS ----My quest to appreciate my island roots

I live on an island in the Pacific region The largest body of water is the OCEAN Like, can we be more Pacific? I think Christopher Columbus got lost Because the directions were not pacific Oh, excuse me, the Pacific Ocean Where you will find the small islands (micronesia) Where you will find the black islands (melanesia), Where you will find the many islands (polynesia) Generally, the islanders are like coconuts So hard on the outside But succulent on the inside Yet they always end up wanting Samoa Get this, An assault by an Islander is called a Hawaiian Punch At times, these islands need a therapist when they are in a tropical depression Some islands have sunk Oh no do not laugh That is not funny atoll Sea yourself out Therefore, I live on an island A small island I am a MICRO I mean, how can I get more pacific than that?