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On the Road

Said Sid the salacious salamander To Ted the tedious toad, Look over there and take a gander There’s something on the road. Where are you looking? Point to me Because I don’t see anything there. Are you sure that there’s something to see? If there is I don’t know where. Perhaps my friend the time has come, To admit that your sight is weak. So I’ll run the risk of sounding dumb, And suggest that you take a peek. And so the toad hopped away To see what might have died. Into the path he happened to stray, From the car he couldn’t hide. Poor Ted the tedious toad Lay flatter than the four-lane frog, Who had met his fate on the same road That morning in a misty fog. Said Sid the salacious salamander To Richard the rancorous raccoon, Would you be in the mood to meander? I’m expecting a delivery van soon.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011




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Date: 9/30/2011 10:54:00 AM
Good morning and congratulations on your win in Tracie's "Make Me Giggle" contest Tony. Love, Carol
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Date: 9/29/2011 11:54:00 PM
SWEEEEEET (froggie treat!!) Loved this and congrats on your win.
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Date: 9/29/2011 12:07:00 PM
Congrats Tony on another brilliant win with phenomenal poetry full of fun luv..
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Date: 9/23/2011 7:00:00 PM
Happy weekend I enjoyed reading your wonderful poetry today Tony. Love, Carol
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Date: 9/23/2011 6:52:00 PM
Just a hoot Tony, I am not good at funny poems so I really appreciate yours. But poor old toad!
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Date: 9/23/2011 8:46:00 AM
Where do you come up with your ideas? Very funny, Tony. You make me laugh! Kim
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