On the Road

Said Sid the salacious salamander
To Ted the tedious toad,
Look over there and take a gander
There’s something on the road.

Where are you looking? Point to me
Because I don’t see anything there.
Are you sure that there’s something to see?
If there is I don’t know where.

Perhaps my friend the time has come,
To admit that your sight is weak.
So I’ll run the risk of sounding dumb,
And suggest that you take a peek.

And so the toad hopped away
To see what might have died.
Into the path he happened to stray,
From the car he couldn’t hide.

Poor Ted the tedious toad
Lay flatter than the four-lane frog,
Who had met his fate on the same road
That morning in a misty fog.

Said Sid the salacious salamander
To Richard the rancorous raccoon,
Would you be in the mood to meander?
I’m expecting a delivery van soon.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

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Brown Avatar
September 30, 2011 at 10:54 AM
Good morning and congratulations on your win in Tracie's "Make Me Giggle" contest Tony. Love, Carol
Dietrich Avatar
September 29, 2011 at 11:54 PM
SWEEEEEET (froggie treat!!) Loved this and congrats on your win.
Sweetheart Avatar
September 29, 2011 at 12:07 PM
Congrats Tony on another brilliant win with phenomenal poetry full of fun luv..
Brown Avatar
September 23, 2011 at 7:00 PM
Happy weekend I enjoyed reading your wonderful poetry today Tony. Love, Carol
Wesley Avatar
September 23, 2011 at 6:52 PM
Just a hoot Tony, I am not good at funny poems so I really appreciate yours. But poor old toad!
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September 23, 2011 at 8:46 AM
Where do you come up with your ideas? Very funny, Tony. You make me laugh! Kim
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