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On Peter-Teasers

Pret’ near every guy I know, that knows this woman well, will know without a doubt to whom it is that I refer, And the only one who’ll not admit that she’s the one I’m trashing, because she actually thinks her - you know what don’t stink…is her! She tosses glances - meant to tease - at pret’ near every fella, unconcerned with whether he’s a married man or not, Then follows up with flirty smiles and tantalizing winks… three effective tactics in the slew of those she’s got. When she goes to shake her target’s hand she’ll gently squeeze it, hanging on for just a little longer than it takes To make the guy feel extra welcome...knowing how great an asset even such a common little gesture like this makes. The eye contact - seductive smile - and warn suggestive wink… followed by a killer smile that few men can resist… Guarantees her what is known as, “total domination”… especially after - Lord forbid - her victim has been kissed! And…should the pin-head marry her, he’ll quickly figure out what his role in living with a - peter-teaser is… Soon discovering her idea of how a married woman Ought to act in public...is a million miles from his! PS: I've now got 4 new Audio-CDs - @ 4 1/2 hours each = (62 diversely varied pieces). They’re listed on EBAY - under - “Mark Stellinga Poetry” - or available by simply contacting me at -- mark@writerofbooks.com -- should those of you who enjoy listening to poems as well as reading them - and particularly those of you that travel - care to be so entertained. (We use safe and simple - PayPal) Cheers, Mark

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Date: 3/13/2021 7:59:00 PM
LOL. Oh my, from one dirty ol' man to another dirty ol' man, you've done it with this one! How did you manage to get this passed the censors??? I loved it; gonna mark it as a favorite.
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