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Old Reliable Trick

Back in the day
  Tom played this trick
He told his mom
  That he was quite sick

He faked a sore throat
  Or sinus congestion
At times he threw up
  From fake indigestion

Mom said, "Oh dear,
  You can't go to school."
Tom tried to look glum
  Said, "That's not too cool.

I'll miss so much work,
  And there's a math test..."
Mom said, "Shh! Now be still, Tom.
  You've got to rest." 

So off trudged Tom
  To his lonely bedroom
Where awaited TV and ice cream
  To dispel his deep gloom ...

You can how Tom "suffered"
  For playing this trick---
Let that be a lesson to you kids
  When you pretend to be sick

Copyright © | Year Posted 2018




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Date: 11/12/2018 5:17:00 PM
Made me smile, and of course mum knows best Gershon!:-) hugs jan xx
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 11/12/2018 10:21:00 PM
Yes, she does! :) gw
Date: 11/12/2018 4:52:00 PM
My mother was too smart to fall for that - if I said I was sick, she made me drink some nasty-smelling concoction - I'd rather go to school!
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 11/12/2018 10:21:00 PM
Ha, ha. I hear you... As for my mom, she probably was on to my 'tricks.' Perhaps she was lonely at home all day and valued my company. Who knows? Can't ask her anymore. (Maxine Wolf, beloved mother, RIP Feb. 6, 2012). :) gw
Date: 11/12/2018 3:42:00 PM
LOL! My mom dragged my sister kicking and screaming to school. Must be why I never tried...even when I was sick I felt guilty. Perhaps the Catholic upbringing.
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 11/12/2018 3:49:00 PM
Probably that upbringing all right … My mom was just a soft touch. I don't know whether I was lucky or not in the long run. But I do know that a lot of my friends pulled the same stuff on their moms... In hindsight, our moms probably knew. Probably they just weren't so sure that we actually learned anything in school back in those days... Thanks so much for commenting Kim. Best wishes, Gershon

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