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Oh The Joy Of Old Age

When the young start calling you "deary" You know that things are going south And ask if you want the senior discount All with that smarmy smirk of the mouth Shopping becomes a sad affair at best Cute clothes don't fit a drooping frame Your wardrobe consists of cover-ups And the bulges showing really are a shame. The memory goes, I cant find my keys Did I take my pills or feed the darn cat? I'm supposed to buy eggs or was it cheese Doesn't matter, I'm just a crazy old bat Getting old is not "golden years" as they say It's more about hanging on as best you can And trying to find some small joy in each day But now really, who thought up this ridiculous plan....

Copyright © | Year Posted 2014




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Date: 6/12/2014 8:52:00 AM
This is a good one, Barbara. Lot of truth to that. Humor is certainly the best way to look at it. Was a joy to read..... Robert.
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Date: 5/29/2014 6:11:00 PM
BARBARA,,, Double Congrats on Carolyn’s birthday contest. Many smiles, on its future feature in her birthday booklet. XOX~ Linda
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Date: 5/29/2014 4:24:00 PM
Another excellent one, BG! Congratulations on your very fine win! Annalise
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Date: 5/27/2014 1:47:00 PM
Really enjoyed this one, Barbara! As to the ridiculous plan.....perhaps we should start life aged 100 and decrease slowly till we get to 1....:) Congrats on a fine win // paul
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Date: 5/27/2014 5:45:00 AM
Congratulations on your fine win, Barbara
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Date: 5/26/2014 8:42:00 PM
Barbara, Congratulations, in Carolyn's "Birthday and Aging Humor" contest. Love ~SKAT~
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Date: 5/26/2014 7:24:00 PM
This is funny Barbara but I am sure not a bit true about you. Congratulations. Love, Joyce
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Date: 5/26/2014 7:10:00 PM
Congrats on the win!!!
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Date: 5/26/2014 6:39:00 PM
Congratulations on a well-deserved win! I love and enjoyed this very witty write! Thank you for sharing!
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Barbara Gorelick
Date: 5/26/2014 7:03:00 PM
Thank you dear..keep in touch. BG
Date: 5/26/2014 4:46:00 PM
Dear Barbara, I'm glad you're still "hanging on." Quite a funny poem! A portion of this poem is featured in the birthday booklet. Congratulations on your win and thanks for participating in a contest to wish some special ladies happy birthday. Love, Carolyn
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Barbara Gorelick
Date: 5/26/2014 7:04:00 PM
I would love to see the booklet...Is that possible? Thank you so much.
Date: 5/23/2014 2:35:00 PM
And some of us are hanging on by our fingernails.......................barely !!! LOL !! Good one !!!
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Date: 5/22/2014 11:37:00 PM
hahaha, you are like me the way you see it!!
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Date: 5/22/2014 11:19:00 PM
Very wise.
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