Oh the Joy of Old Age

When the young start calling you "deary"
You know that things are going south
And ask  if you want the senior discount
All with that smarmy smirk of the mouth

Shopping becomes a sad affair at best
Cute clothes don't fit a drooping frame
Your wardrobe consists of cover-ups
And the bulges showing really are a shame.

The memory goes, I cant find my keys
Did I take my pills or feed the darn cat?
I'm supposed to buy eggs or was it cheese
Doesn't matter, I'm just a crazy old bat

Getting old is not "golden years" as they say
It's more about hanging on as best you can
And trying to find some small joy in each day
But now really, who thought up this ridiculous plan....
Copyright © | Year Posted 2014

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Nehls Avatar
June 12, 2014 at 8:52 AM
This is a good one, Barbara. Lot of truth to that. Humor is certainly the best way to look at it. Was a joy to read..... Robert.
A   Avatar
May 29, 2014 at 6:11 PM
BARBARA,,, Double Congrats on Carolyn’s birthday contest. Many smiles, on its future feature in her birthday booklet. XOX~ Linda
Haick Avatar
May 29, 2014 at 4:24 PM
Another excellent one, BG! Congratulations on your very fine win! Annalise
Callus Avatar
May 27, 2014 at 1:47 PM
Really enjoyed this one, Barbara! As to the ridiculous plan.....perhaps we should start life aged 100 and decrease slowly till we get to 1....:) Congrats on a fine win // paul
Mehta Avatar
May 27, 2014 at 5:45 AM
Congratulations on your fine win, Barbara
A  Avatar
May 26, 2014 at 8:42 PM
Barbara, Congratulations, in Carolyn's "Birthday and Aging Humor" contest. Love ~SKAT~
Johnson Avatar
May 26, 2014 at 7:24 PM
This is funny Barbara but I am sure not a bit true about you. Congratulations. Love, Joyce
Lindley Avatar
May 26, 2014 at 7:10 PM
Congrats on the win!!!
Sietesantos Avatar
May 26, 2014 at 6:39 PM
Congratulations on a well-deserved win! I love and enjoyed this very witty write! Thank you for sharing!
Gorelick Avatar
May 26, 2014 at 7:03 PM
Thank you dear..keep in touch. BG
Devonshire Avatar
May 26, 2014 at 4:46 PM
Dear Barbara, I'm glad you're still "hanging on." Quite a funny poem! A portion of this poem is featured in the birthday booklet. Congratulations on your win and thanks for participating in a contest to wish some special ladies happy birthday. Love, Carolyn
Gorelick Avatar
May 26, 2014 at 7:04 PM
I would love to see the booklet...Is that possible? Thank you so much.
Richards Avatar
May 23, 2014 at 2:35 PM
And some of us are hanging on by our fingernails.......................barely !!! LOL !! Good one !!!
Dietrich Avatar
May 22, 2014 at 11:37 PM
hahaha, you are like me the way you see it!!
Thajudeen Avatar
May 22, 2014 at 11:19 PM
Very wise.
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