Oh My God

Please hire my Hubby! I’m begging you! PLEASE!!!! He’s now obsessing over his resume’… I’m down on my knees! Each minute he has… it gets longer! Surely! You DO SEE! A thousand pages is a bit too much into the details for me… When HR sees it they’ll be leading the lemmings down the trail! He calls it detail orientated… In a STRAIGHT face prevailed… Poor Hubby! My Hubby! What will be his FATE? Wondrous! AMAZING! He thinks its sooo Great! But it’s way to long… to seriously contemplate! Once when handed to HR… It slipped thru their hands… too late! Didn’t finish the interview… With HR’s broken foot to mend! When HR hear he’s applying again they close their Doors! Amen! The newbie is always the one… left to tackle him… in the end! They once threw his resume’ into the trash, after he walked out the door… The can fell into pieces… clear across the blooming floor! To stave off more resumes’ they are now readily equipped! They ask for an email update… Then hit Delete! They’ve learned to leave his BOOK on the front desk… for him to see! Saying they are interested, no less! But… it’s stamped in red ink “OMG”! As he returns every day, they tell him OMG is for Obviously Mightily Great! Now! Now! Do you really believe that? Quick HIRE him! I reiterate! OMG stands for nothing less than… OH! My! God! To you and to me… Helping with My Son’s School Science Project is WAY too much, to see! He’s asking how to get technology to rhyme with Lollypop. Over the bend, some? A newbie asked what he does for fun! DUH! Surely, he can’t be THAT DUMB! The wife of a genius must never despair, as his ideas expand everywhere… He’s funny!… Gee!… I need some more ink! Honestly! I’m running out of ink! When he heard me say this… All he could do was blink! COME ON, FOLKS! Give him a job! My laughter is getting EXTREME! LOL… It won’t be long before I’m popping my clothes at their seams!