Of Betty Crocker and Sex Kittens

Each man’s dream or so it seems to me Is to have in the kitchen Betty C And then at night when he falls into bed From Sex Kitten pleasures must be fed When gets a boo boo and he starts to cry She turns to Mommy so to dry his eye When tired and in need to drift to sleep On pillow of her breast he snuggles deep He wants to be a king and reign supreme To be a Tarzan dipping in her stream He wants his Jane his loin cloth to undo And play his jungle games the whole night through A truth unknown to even “strongest” man “A woman wields power with frying pan She dances to his tune and makes him think That at his feet she'll faint with just a wink The truth is that she faces problems dire All the while she tends his growing fire A woman multi-tasks while still on top He lies below and wonders when to pop A world for men this world may seem to be Here is a secret coming straight from me A woman rules the man, the home, the heart For his every wish she knows to play the part Eileen Manassian Ghali PS...I cannot take the credit for the concept of Betty Crocker in the kitchen and sex kitten in bed. I got that from somewhere, though I cannot remember the sources at this point in time. Eileen Manassian Ghali