A Brace of Limericks
I. [Nude, Descending a Staircase]
Up at night for a bite in my kitch-on,
Down the stairs came my wife: not a stitch on.
Parts that should stand up, sagged;
Others once perky, dragged--
How I wish I had not flipped the switch on!
October 9, 2019
II. [Rising Star]
There is a fakir from Darjeeling
Who can levitate up to the ceiling.
As an aide he requires
A young girl who inspires--
But it helps if her costume’s revealing!
October 24, 2019
Copyright © J P Marmaro | Year Posted 2019
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