J P Marmaro Poet Limerick

A Brace of Limericks

I. [Nude, Descending a Staircase]

Up at night for a bite in my kitch-on,
Down the stairs came my wife: not a stitch on.
   Parts that should stand up, sagged; 
   Others once perky, dragged--
How I wish I had not flipped the switch on!

 October 9, 2019

II. [Rising Star]

There is a fakir from Darjeeling
Who can levitate up to the ceiling.
   As an aide he requires
   A young girl who inspires--
But it helps if her costume’s revealing!

October 24, 2019

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Regina Mcintosh October 10, 2019 at 5:46 AM This is so cute... God bless you, Gina

Eve Roper October 9, 2019 at 9:40 PM Hahaha.... oh , wow, thank goodness always had another saying... good luck in the contest... Hugs Eve