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I shook him and shook him but he wouldn’t waken He had to wake up to take his medication It isn’t for pleasure or for recreation But just for the sake of the USA nation But on second thoughts, severe constipation Or send him away on a lengthy vacation or get him to queue for that new vaccination For anything else could be mortal damnation And then he awoke with some consternation Where am I he said with much irritation I think he was having a hallucination He looked up and asked me, am I a Dalmatian? It’s my job to offer a daily summation I gave him the gen on the evacuation We’re ending our Afghanistan occupation Really, he said, has there been consultation? I told him the Afghans now face conflagration Afghan? he said, oh, a shaggy Alsatian I knew this would be an inane conversation His mind was a void, that's no exaggeration You’ve pulled out too quickly in my estimation Jill’s ironic nodding belied her frustration He didn’t respond with a quick protestation And Jill’s little grin was a saucy flirtation The topic I changed to the Covid contagion He needed to issue a communication We need to consider some rules relaxation His vacant stare offered no illumination He said that that pot plant needs fast irrigation He whipped out his weener and issued hydration He grinned as he offered a brief explanation My name is Joe Biden, for your information