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No More Kisses

A man once said to his Mrs., Lately, you've been scant with your kisses. Have I done something bad, Or made you a bit mad? She said "Hun, your breath smells like dead fishes.
1/17/22

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Date: 2/18/2022 3:54:00 AM
Good one. I enjoyed the humor in it. Sometimes it is the weirdest thing that can cause bad breath. Sara
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Date: 1/27/2022 3:20:00 PM
He should have married a sea lion… he would have been well in. Fun Limerick, Kim. Terry
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Date: 1/25/2022 3:47:00 PM
Ha ha ha, Kim! Very funny ...perfect Limerick - one of the best I came across! Love and blessings ~ Mala
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Date: 1/22/2022 1:40:00 AM
LOL... so funny, Kim. Great fun! Hugs, Charlie
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Date: 1/21/2022 9:02:00 PM
Haha cute limerick Kim! (: - Jacob
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Date: 1/21/2022 7:39:00 PM
Ha...ha ! Greatly enjoyed this limerick ! So probable too... ! She can only keep him at a distance...!
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Date: 1/21/2022 2:26:00 PM
An enjoyable Limerick, Kim! Poor man, he might be a victim of neglected oral hygiene. But joking apart, foul breath could also be a sign of poor health. ~ Regards // paul
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Date: 1/20/2022 4:19:00 PM
hahaha. Awesome LIM!!
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Kim Merryman
Date: 1/21/2022 9:32:00 AM
Thanks, Andrea! This one just popped in my head.
Date: 1/20/2022 6:11:00 AM
Oh oh, at least he knows it now:) had fun, Kim:)
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Kim Merryman
Date: 1/21/2022 9:31:00 AM
Glad you liked it Jo! Thanks for the comment!
Date: 1/20/2022 5:56:00 AM
LOve it, Kim.
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Kim Merryman
Date: 1/21/2022 9:31:00 AM
Thanks so much, Harry!
Date: 1/19/2022 7:52:00 AM
LOL! Very clever limerick! Probably a lot of truth to it...some times marriages do grow stale. :)Paulette
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Kim Merryman
Date: 1/21/2022 9:30:00 AM
Glad you liked it, Paulette! Thank you for your comment!
Date: 1/18/2022 5:25:00 PM
Lol! Kim, Yuck, my kisses would be short supply too. This was hilarious! I enjoyed the read. Have a good evening-Alexis
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Kim Merryman
Date: 1/19/2022 6:15:00 AM
Thank you, Alexis! Glad you liked it.
Date: 1/18/2022 3:38:00 PM
Yes indeed Kim, kisses would be in very short supply, with a rotten fishy breath, maybe the cat might rub whiskers with him, I enjoyed the laugh and lighthearted humour, cheers David
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Kim Merryman
Date: 1/19/2022 6:15:00 AM
Thank you, David!
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Kim Merryman
Date: 1/19/2022 6:15:00 AM
Thank you, David!
Date: 1/18/2022 3:03:00 PM
It made me laugh, thanks for such a great poem...................................517Jac...
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Kim Merryman
Date: 1/19/2022 6:14:00 AM
Glad it gave you a chuckle, Jacqueline! Thank you for your comment!
Date: 1/18/2022 12:06:00 PM
Oh wow. So adorable. Love it. Brilliant writing. Love, Gina (God bless you always)
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Kim Merryman
Date: 1/19/2022 6:14:00 AM
Thank you, Gina!
Date: 1/18/2022 7:45:00 AM
Hehe that’s so cute Kim! Debx
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Kim Merryman
Date: 1/19/2022 6:13:00 AM
Thanks, Deb!
Date: 1/17/2022 3:39:00 PM
Hi Kim, This was funny. Looks like hubby is in the doghouse. LOl Blessings ~ Debra
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Kim Merryman
Date: 1/19/2022 6:13:00 AM
Thank you, Debra!
Date: 1/17/2022 3:34:00 PM
Her hubby's temper tipped the scales - In fact it sailed right off the rails - The marriage it failed - He got himself jailed - For antics on his pleasure trails…… Belle
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Kim Merryman
Date: 1/19/2022 6:13:00 AM
Great response, Belle! Thanks for stopping by!