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Funny New Years Resolutions For 2024 Poetry Contest Sponsored by: Constance La France   Written 12/15/2023

New Year's Resolution for 2024

A list to do, it's such a bore. Why can I just ignore? I'm getting old, oh, so old, and wasn't effectively controlled. We just had Christmas, so out the door went fitness. Now it's New Years and resolutions with tears. I've got to control beers. A Viking seafaring, I would love to be and go around the world one with the sea, but seasick I would be, and it all over me. A model I would love to be, but eating does my tummy plea, it will never cease to let me free. So, I’ll try to write more poetry. Be a good bestie, and a reading busy bee, and walk my little dog to go wee-wee.
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Agustin Avatar
December 31, 2023 at 11:49 PM
Congrats. Thanks for sharing this. Joyous New year to you and your family. God bless you.
Goldsmith Avatar
December 31, 2023 at 1:04 PM
Congratulations with your win. I enjoyed reading your cute/fun write. Happy New Year... Write More In 24...........................
Fowler Avatar
December 31, 2023 at 9:11 AM
A fun and funny trip Eve. Congratulations! :)
La France Avatar
December 31, 2023 at 6:23 AM
Eve, congratulations on your win in my Funny New Years Resolutions contest, your poem was fun and I liked it a lot, Happy New Year, Constance
Anaya Avatar
December 30, 2023 at 2:14 AM
We are the apples of our creators eyes, just the way we are. Love the cute lines, especially taking out the dog to wee. Happy New Year, Eve!
Grieves Avatar
December 21, 2023 at 8:41 PM
The silliness of this mixed with the brutal truth is marvellous. 2024 is going to be quite a year!! :))
George Avatar
December 18, 2023 at 8:45 AM
This is so cute and interesting ! Really enjoyed your funny resolutions for 2024. Have a great Christmas, dear Eve.
Rose  Avatar
December 16, 2023 at 3:43 PM
So many great resolutions Eve, I hope you get to succeed in them all this year. Merry Christmas dear heart, love xo
Sands Avatar
December 16, 2023 at 10:04 AM
This is great Eve. Enjoy writing and your dog. Sweet :)
Poet Avatar
December 16, 2023 at 5:49 AM
Such a wonderfully written poem with great imagery and stunning rhyme, dear Eve, best wishes for the contest. May you have a Merry Christmas & a Happy and Healthy New Year. Warm Hugs my friend.
Empress Avatar
December 16, 2023 at 12:45 AM
Such an honest and soulful write. Love the last lines especially “ model i wish to be “ made me smile. Your way with rhymes is so profound. Absolutely loved this. Sending you light always. Hope next year would be kind on you. And christmas too would go beautifully: pleasure always reading you
Cunningham Avatar
December 15, 2023 at 11:45 PM
I always go into the new year with the best of intentions to do things a bit different, usually last a week lol. Good one Eve, best of luck in the contest. Tom
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