New Year Humour ' Bedroom Horrors'

RUFUS Fat boy Rufus takes a rooster to bed "It's my natural alarm clock" he said He woke late the next morning Now Rufus is in mourning Cos he rolled over and flattened him dead... ARTHUR AND SUE Two newlyweds Arthur and Sue Were doing as young couples do But then as their bed rocked They became interlocked And they stuck together like glue... FRUITY FREDDIE Fruity Freddie was in bed with wife Beth Hanky panky he was hoping to get He leant down to kiss But gave it a miss When he caught a whiff of her morning breath... SOGGY JIM Jim's bladder wasn't what it used to be So before bed didn't drink any tea He forgot one night And woke with a fright When he found himself afloat in his wee... OLD JOHNNY Eighty year old Johnny ran out of steam Now at bedtime in his eyes there's a gleam The doc gave him pills That sorted his ills Now his wedding tackle works like a dream... Written 3rd January 2021