My truck is so old

Written by: Charlie Knowlton


My truck is so old,
I pay for the gas, they give me S&H Green stamps.
My truck is so old,
that mold has my truck growing on it.
My truck is so old,
five guys with a red star on their hat keep trying to wash my windshield.
My truck is so old, when I bought it used
I found Rose Kennedy`s prom dress under seat.
My truck is so old,
pot holes cover up when they see me coming.
My truck is so old, 
all it`s parts have "if found," return address labels.
My truck is so old,
It`s seatbelt is my Mother`s right arm.
My truck is so old,
Mr Sandman is the only song on the radio.
My truck is so old, I go in for an inspection
and have to come back the next day, after they`ve stopped laughing.
My truck is so old, but it`s mine and it`s paid for.