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1. Lose 20 pounds and prepare to finance a whole new wardrobe. When eating ask yourself, would a healthy person eat this and what to heck is- Red Dye #2, and malotextrin disodoium anyways? 2. Quite drinking coffee and coke, okay just delete this one right now! 3. Make more money, as per, The Secret, just BELIEVE, believe, believe and say "make more money" out loud 500+ TIMES per day. Right! 4. Get out of debt, okay just delete this one too! 5. Discover why I was born and what am I suppose to be doing?? (Didn't I try this last year?) Okay, just meditate each day and see what happens. 6. Which brings me to - Don't do the same stupid things I did last year. Oh, why not just print out last years resolutions and save some time. Time is ticking, tocking away! 7. Carry dental floss everywhere. Simple. Make the dentist happy. 8. I resolve to come up with a stronger password than Kitty1 9. Stop making spelling errors and find the dictionary buried under books. 10. Again, I will pray daily for a fatter bank account and a thinner body and pray that God does not get those two mixed up. 11. Stop making stupid lists and learn to COUNT. 12. ? ______________________________________ December 15, 2016 Poetry/Free Verse/MyStupid New Year's Resolutions Copyright Protected, ID 16-858-293-0 All Rights Reserved. Written under Pseudonym.

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Date: 3/26/2019 4:22:00 PM
Gave up making any long ago. All were dreams but not sincere declarations of purpose. Each day, I make a few resolutions or goals. And try to accomplish them. As you say STOP making stupid lists. A really fun pom. Panagiota Panagiota
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Date: 3/26/2019 11:23:00 AM
LOL! I think your sense of humor is awesome. Enjoyed immensely and so true of most of us. Every December I look back at mine and wonder why I bothered! :)
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Dear Heart
Date: 3/26/2019 3:46:00 PM
Taai, thanks for visiting, yes, I seem to write the same stuff each year, like why bother is right !
Date: 3/26/2019 11:20:00 AM
Hello Dear Heart, Did you follow any of these resolutions? How far did you get? Yes I have enjoyed this poem. have a nice day my friend.
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Darlene De Beaulieu
Date: 3/26/2019 5:52:00 PM
Okay! Have a nice evening my friend.
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Dear Heart
Date: 3/26/2019 3:47:00 PM
Darlene, thanks for visiting, Did I follow any of these, NO, not a single one that year or any other of the years either !
Date: 3/26/2019 10:29:00 AM
Hi friends ! I came across this poem today that I wrote back in 2016, not sure if for a contest or not. But when I read it, I said to self, darn it girl you have a sense of humor! You are not just a graveyard writer! Anyways hope you enjoy my silly poem.(I think I could just keep reprinting it each year, for it was basically the same this year!)
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Panagiota Romios
Date: 3/26/2019 4:25:00 PM
Isnt it great to find old poems you wrote? some of mine shock good ways Panagiota.