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Observers believe D.T. has Congestive Heart Failure. The IV diuretic medicines he receives damaged his kidneys, and it appears he had ports placed in his body to allow for dialysis at the White House. Since meglomaniacs (or MAGAlomaniacs) need to live forever, the search is on for suitable donors:   

my poor relative

Trump's MDs now searching the pool
Know organ transplant prolongs rule
For match perfection
Without rejection
His kidney must come from a mule
Copyright © | Year Posted 2025

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Vaso Avatar
September 7, 2025 at 11:26 PM
You had me in laughter!!!!
Beaufort Avatar
September 11, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Thanks Arthur, glad to oblige as we need to keep a sense of humor. We will never let the greedy and self-centered leaders we have take that or our desire for justice away. Meanwhile, we'll try to expose this detritus and the billionaire class for what they are--the destroyers of Earth.
Gorelick Avatar
September 5, 2025 at 12:32 PM
He's already had a quadruple empathy bypass and egomania implants. I say let's leave the poor donkey alone! Robert
Anaya Avatar
September 6, 2025 at 4:24 PM
OMG, that's exactly what I was think'n, Duke!
Beaufort Avatar
September 5, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Hi Robert, since donkey's are symbolically democrats, he should definitely leave them alone. He would certainly like to kill every last one. No way should anything or anyone have to sacrifice for the most selfish person in the country.
Pigeon Tart Avatar
September 5, 2025 at 7:57 AM
I’m howling. You get a gold star sticker for this one. A most therapeutic giggles galore. xomo
Beaufort Avatar
September 5, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Maureen, you are very kind and very welcome. D.T. is bringing about the demise of this country (USA), and we're sad watching it happen. However, we will not let him take away our individual sense of happiness and joy that we get from our relationships and daily lives. He would love to take that away from us. Funny that his kidney will come from a donkey (symbol of the democrats). We are so charitable.
Lane Avatar
September 5, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Did you just call him a dumb ass? Stubborn? He needs to have other parts of his anatomy transplanted. I'd begin with giving him a heart. I knew you had more Limericks in you, Duke. ;-)
Beaufort Avatar
September 5, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Hard to know. It would be a dose of his own medicine. I don't think anything can cure what he has. Not even an army of psychiatrists. The only possibility would be sending him to the CECOT prison for a prolonged period so he could experience that. Somehow, he would try to run the place and figure out how to be the abuser in chief. However, it might be our last hope for a cure. I'd give it a 1% chance of success.
Lane Avatar
September 5, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Maybe a drink of bleach would cleanse him of what ails him. It was his idea to cure Covid.
Beaufort Avatar
September 5, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Lin, this comes from an idea suggested by a friend of mine. We were discussing how inhuman D.T. seems in that he literally only cares about himself. I am amazed at how horrific this all is, and it indicates the depth of his psychosis. None of the procedures and treatments he received translate into having empathy for anyone else. The doctors treating him are not doing us any favors. Smiles!!
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