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My Honey

This was a poetry challenge - a twisted valentine

   My Honey
(Valentine Challenge)

Dandelions and sweetbreads
are paltry proof
when all year long 
he acts aloof.

He hunts all day 
this clumsy brute
and barrels home
his horn a toot 

bloody carcass 
around his shoulders,
he bludgeoned it with a
jumbo boulder

In this black cave
I’m stuck all day
while beasts outside
devour their prey.

With my cro-magnon 
cupid’s in trouble,
no match for us,
go shoot another couple.


Happy St. Valentine’s Day  


©Kathryn McLoughlin Collins
January 25, 2012
Copyright © | Year Posted 2012

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February 2, 2013 at 4:12 PM
Kathryn, a beautiful blessings with your creative top featured poem of the week. Take care and have yourself an excellent day... I know I sure am. :-) or should I say I will at least try. Always~ & ~ Forever*LINDA
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January 28, 2013 at 4:00 PM
I like your poem. You have a wicked imagination :) Warm thoughts, Ralph
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January 28, 2013 at 11:23 AM
I do believe I saw his image on a cave wall. Got a kick out of this one, Kathryn. Congrats on the selection. LOve, daver
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June 18, 2012 at 12:49 PM
I see that you are well known my dear poetess Kathy..loving your work!! hugs.
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May 19, 2012 at 1:48 PM
Again... U N I Q U E !!! This has to be the best Valentine's Day poem I have EVER read! Great job, Kathy... luv, Keith
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May 6, 2012 at 6:41 AM
It sounds like Cupid's already struck... Terry
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May 5, 2012 at 5:14 PM
Aye HarHo! 'Tis nothing has changed... since that Cro-Magnon ranged... Or has it?
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April 7, 2012 at 7:44 PM
Hi Kathy- This is a fun poem! - Gail
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February 24, 2012 at 8:52 AM
I found you Kathy, no trouble and will enjoy reading your poems. This one is a hoot! :)
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January 28, 2012 at 7:12 AM
Kathryn this is a good poem.Very well done.oxox love Anne-Lise
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January 28, 2012 at 7:27 AM
Thanks Anne Lise, glad you like it. love, Kathy
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January 26, 2012 at 9:39 PM
Oh, now that's a hoot and a half! Liked this one a lot. Had me really chuckling. I wrote one similar called, "A Love Letter." Nice to meet you! Cheers, Cyndi
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January 26, 2012 at 5:32 PM
Hey, THERE you are. thanks for commenting to me, so I would remember about you being here. And when you comment to a comment here at the box, usually they won't see that comment (most people think it's a useless function) Just click on their name and one of their poems. To find a specific name, type it in at the top (search heading). To see who is currently posting, use "New poems-by poet" To soupmail someone with questions (like me!) click on the tiny bowl by my name! LOVE your poem. Andrea
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January 25, 2012 at 11:29 PM
I thought this was both cute and funny. I was fishing in the deep brine of the Soup when I pulled this one up and it was a delightful catch. Thanks for the smile. Rockman :-)
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January 26, 2012 at 7:57 AM
Thanks Rockman for hooking me. I've been reading through your poetry and you're a keeper. love, Kathy
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January 25, 2012 at 10:52 AM
I wish I had a better understanding on the forms of poetry so I could give you a clear confident comment on your writing Kathryn. I will tell you I do love reading poetry. I thank you for sharing yours today I enjoyed reading it. Love, Carol
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January 26, 2012 at 8:02 AM
Hi Carol -- I doubt you are the only one around here who doesn't know the terms or forms. Been writing a long time and I don't either except a few. I'm glad you enjoy my poetry. love, Kathy
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