My Banker

Evil lurks within our midst
      of a Creature dark and creepy.
A cursed hound who wails at night
      making children cold and weepy.
The Beast exists and its blood runs cold
      with gloom and desperate rancor.
You may have seen it in the shadows,
     your friendly local Banker.

Disowned by siblings, shunned by friends,
      its social standing blank.
Its Parents shame when forced to tell,
      'My Son works in a Bank.'

My crop is large and the fields are full.
      I need money for a bin.
To the Bank I go and see my guy,
      He says, 'Come right on in.'
I tell my story, he nods a bit,
      then gives it to me straight.
'Our moneys tight but we can help
      if we raise your interest rate.'

When times are good, he returns my calls
      as jovial as can be.
But when investments tank and rain is scarce,
      he's mighty tough to see.
When full of stress, you need a hand
      and your days are wrought with strife.
Your business suffers but he does fine
      and buys a trophy wife.

Am I sordid and out of sync,
      feeling tense and dour?
The games he plays, his terms unfair,
      I'm helpless in his power.
And then this Christmas, he sends a note,
      I'm thinking he's a louse.
'Season's Greetings and Happy New Year,
      We're taking back your house.'
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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Ravidas Avatar
April 21, 2019 at 2:35 PM
I’m not too severe in judging banksters. Let's give them a chance. After all, Matthew, a squanderer, wrote the Gospel. Zacchaeus, a chief tax-collector, became a saint. All they need is the second coming) Nicely done, David.
Mchattie Avatar
April 30, 2019 at 8:40 PM
My Son's a Banker. I will tell him he's taken the first step to being a saint. Ha Ha. Have a good day.
Romios Avatar
April 5, 2019 at 8:58 PM
Excellent poem, all the way through. I heard a billionaire say this. Do not put money in a bank, unless you own it,)) He started off poor in life but now owns banks, chains of restaurants and other companies Panagiota
Krutsinger Avatar
April 2, 2019 at 5:20 AM
The ending line is so telling, and sad, but done in such a cheery way!
Mchattie Avatar
April 5, 2019 at 10:23 AM
In Saskatchewan, Farmers and Bankers have quite the love/hate relationship going on.
Michael Avatar
March 30, 2019 at 9:54 AM
You were nice...a lot worse could have been said...
Mchattie Avatar
April 3, 2019 at 4:54 PM
My Son is a Banker so I couldn't be too harsh.
Salehi Avatar
March 30, 2019 at 2:24 AM
He is a banker, what do you expect ? Cute.
Flater Avatar
March 28, 2019 at 2:43 PM
I laughed at your poem. It gave me smile dividends, and top interest. Noel from NoelsArt
Mchattie Avatar
April 3, 2019 at 4:54 PM
Glad you liked it. Thanks for stopping by.
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