Moving Up Norse Not Fit For Contest

I'm Heading Norse, by Norse West I heard those Vikings, really are the best Everyone has an oar, and they'll show you what it's for When they spank me, I'm sure it'll be in jest Or with zest ! Now, I heading, Norse by Norse West Acting calm, will truly be a test The fur vests and Fur chaps And those little horny hats If you want too, just settle for the rest Then be my guest Don't leave your nest Yes, I heading, Norse by Norse West I hope they like the way, that I love to dress I wear my sealskin awful tight Which shows my dagger late at night When the moon is up, and it begins to crest I'll take no more, don't take no less The Gods are blessed I'm still Heading Norse by Norse West They say these guys, can really make a mess To rape and pillage, that's for me 'Cause I'm a Viking wan-a-be I can't imagine why, they're called a pest So that's why, I'm changing my address My case now rest ! By JTCurtis July 2014