Moving Up Norse Not Fit For Contest
I'm
Heading Norse, by Norse West
I heard those Vikings, really are the best
Everyone has an oar,
and they'll show you what it's for
When they spank me,
I'm sure it'll be in jest
Or with zest !
Now,
I heading, Norse by Norse West
Acting calm, will truly be a test
The fur vests and Fur chaps
And those little horny hats
If you want too, just settle for the rest
Then be my guest
Don't leave your nest
Yes,
I heading, Norse by Norse West
I hope they like the way, that I love to dress
I wear my sealskin awful tight
Which shows my dagger late at night
When the moon is up, and it begins to crest
I'll take no more, don't take no less
The Gods are blessed
I'm still
Heading Norse by Norse West
They say these guys, can really make a mess
To rape and pillage, that's for me
'Cause I'm a Viking wan-a-be
I can't imagine why, they're called a pest
So that's why, I'm changing my address
My case now rest !
By JTCurtis July 2014
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