Moronic Express
There once was a good hubby named Nick,
on his wife, he tried to play a trick-
Hot wax on the table,
was willing and able,
but sick wifey came down with a tick.
So he dumped out the wax in the sink,
was so frustrated he just didn’t think-
Wax jammed the disposal,
then dropped his bifocal,
he couldn’t see so all he did was wink.
Wifey’s sore bum then started to swell,
with one eye closed shut, Nick just couldn’t tell-
So he got real clever,
pulled disposal lever,
hand got caught on his bum and he fell!
Now the happy couple was a mess,
still didn’t love each other any less-
Tick on wifey’s hurt bum,
hubby drowned in some rum,
welcome to the moronic express!
Syllable count: 9-9-6-6-9
Limerick Contest
June 6, 2017
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